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To be fucked by a cock that either exceeds or is equal to a flacid length of 13 inches. Famously named after Zeke Baylor, a secondary character in the High School Musical film franchise, who's original character concept was said to have an enormous cock. This was especially prevalent during the "Can I Have This Dance" number in High School Musical 3, where one scene showed Zeke jizzing into the sky. This scene was later deleted and the fluid cascading from above was passed off as rain on Troy and Gabriella.
"Quit Zekeing me" or "Get Zeked bitch"
Zekeing by Anti-Chad-ed December 18, 2018
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When you hold your monitor with two hands and pull your monitor to and from your hips, like you are fucking your monitor, after humiliating someone in a computergame.
Robin was zeving like crasy when he knifed me in counter strike, he almost broke his monitor.
zeving by YOofTO October 7, 2011
To be one with the world around you. While in this state of being everything works out for you and enjoyable things spontaneously show up in your experience.

It feels like you are flowing with nature and on a path of goodness.
Marie was completely zening today! Good songs kept playing around her and everything just seemed to work out.
Zening by rmart March 6, 2011
A recently created northern Italian dish made with a potato, bread bowl, olive oil, vinegar, and several other sauces. It is made from a bread bowl with the sauces cooked inside of it. After being cooked, a mashed potato is put in it and it is served.
"Hey, do you want to have some Italian food for dinner?"
"Yeah, I heard your mother makes great zelingo."
Zelingo by jollow2500 April 30, 2021

You Zekeing 

When someone tells you something that is full of shit.

The storyteller must have a lot of keys on a key ring.
ZEKE- So hear me out, when I worked at IT group for my town I was the only person that knew how to run a zoom call for the FBI

Jason: man You Zekeing
You Zekeing by Drizzydotj April 21, 2022
From when Zeke jizzed in HSM 3
Yo my boy just got his manhood taken... he ain't looking the same down low. His ass got a total zekeing, G.
Zekeing by Anti-Chad-ed December 18, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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