Zeked

A Poker term describing when you lose in a hand of Poker after being ahead.

When the Dealer turned over the last card it gave my opponent a winning flush hand, which zeked my straight that was winning

Zeked by Peterj May 28, 2015

Zeked

Noun: to receive a handjob at the back of a classroom

Friend 1: I heard you got zeked yesterday
Friend 2: Yeah it was pretty mid, prolly a 7.5

Zeked by Chodychidd March 29, 2023

zeked out 

The term for when one has accomplished the most ballin level of fucking cocaine awesomeness.

The term was invented by two pimp ass cocaine cowboys at a Midwestern college we won't name. Essentially the term is a hybrid of geeked up and zooted out.

I'm staying in tonight man. I got waaaay too zeked out last night.

Damn dude, I'm zeeeeekin' out of my FUCKING MIND man!!!

zeked out by mo'erfuckin hoss-ass nigguh November 13, 2010

zeked up 

Fucked up as pertaining to an electrical installation. It, in and of itself has many gradient levels, such as 'slightly zeked up', or 'extremely zeked up', but all versions have to do with describing the level of incompetence. Also may be inserted for the phrase "fucked up" in most circumstances.

"Wow that pipe work is extremely 'zeked up' I wonder how long it will be before Electric Jesus instructs one or all of us to de-zekeify the south west corner of the building?!"

"Ewww, someone shit on the toilet seat...man that's totally zeked up"

zeked up by Electric Moses March 27, 2009

zyked 

The act of throwing someone or yourself through a window.

I just watched CrickMaster get zyked for about 16 minutes.

zyked by DLaughingMan December 31, 2016

Zeke Yeager 

Monke.

Reject Humanity return to Zeke Yeager.

Zeke Yeager by Hubson March 9, 2021

zeke yeager 

Zeke Yeager is not only the beast titan but also a god. He is a good looking young man with royal blood. Wich makes him extra special.

To maney like Yelena he is thier God and savior

When I first saw Zeke Yeager I knew he was special and a god

zeke yeager by Skylikesspace December 14, 2020