Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Noun: to receive a handjob at the back of a classroom
Friend 1: I heard you got zeked yesterday
Friend 2: Yeah it was pretty mid, prolly a 7.5
Zeked by Chodychidd March 29, 2023
Related Words

zeked out 

The term for when one has accomplished the most ballin level of fucking cocaine awesomeness.

The term was invented by two pimp ass cocaine cowboys at a Midwestern college we won't name. Essentially the term is a hybrid of geeked up and zooted out.
I'm staying in tonight man. I got waaaay too zeked out last night.

Damn dude, I'm zeeeeekin' out of my FUCKING MIND man!!!

zeked up 

Fucked up as pertaining to an electrical installation. It, in and of itself has many gradient levels, such as 'slightly zeked up', or 'extremely zeked up', but all versions have to do with describing the level of incompetence. Also may be inserted for the phrase "fucked up" in most circumstances.
"Wow that pipe work is extremely 'zeked up' I wonder how long it will be before Electric Jesus instructs one or all of us to de-zekeify the south west corner of the building?!"

"Ewww, someone shit on the toilet seat...man that's totally zeked up"
zeked up by Electric Moses March 27, 2009
The act of throwing someone or yourself through a window.
I just watched CrickMaster get zyked for about 16 minutes.
zyked by DLaughingMan December 31, 2016

Zeke Yeager 

Reject Humanity return to Zeke Yeager.
Zeke Yeager by Hubson March 9, 2021

zeke yeager 

Zeke Yeager is not only the beast titan but also a god. He is a good looking young man with royal blood. Wich makes him extra special.

To maney like Yelena he is thier God and savior
When I first saw Zeke Yeager I knew he was special and a god
zeke yeager by Skylikesspace December 14, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
Load more