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zearmuffs by the queen of latkes August 14, 2009
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Kansas City Earmuffs
When you bust a load in two barbecue filled condoms and simultaneously smack a chick over her ears right when she wakes up.
Kansas City Earmuffs by Van Jermaine October 12, 2016
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Earmuffs
Earmuffs:
When you're going down on a woman ( preforming cunnilingus ) and she clamps her thighs on your head covering your ears, cause you're doing such a good job on your prefomance.
When you're going down on a woman ( preforming cunnilingus ) and she clamps her thighs on your head covering your ears, cause you're doing such a good job on your prefomance.
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Earmuffs, Billy. Earmuffs.
German Earmuffs
The sexual act in which two females simultaneously put their vaginas completely around another persons ears.
Peter was very sad that he had not seen the ocean in a while. He decided to ask two of his friends to give him German Earmuffs so he could at least hear it.
German Earmuffs by sucubus August 29, 2008
earmuffs
"Earmuffs" is a term to describe a girl that has amazingly sexy thighs that you want wrapped around your head. That way you can eat her muff while your ears are covered. Hence, being Earmuffed.
I was at the school the other day, and 6 different pairs of earmuffs walked by. I'd earmuff the hell outta all of them.
earmuffs by earmuffking April 12, 2013
Grecian Earmuffs
When two men stand on either side of a sleeping victim and each put one of their testicles on the victim's ears.
Grecian Earmuffs by UnderscoremyTilde April 3, 2009
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