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Bootylicious man-candy that eats grass and ass. His ass is swampy, but no one minds. He is thicc af, and his thighs can crush an anime girls skull. Fucc me daddy is his turn on, and he'll take you to pound town. Can dick you down cause he's the beefiest bull around. His ego isn't the only thing big and solid around. If you find a Zealen, ask for fucc.
" OH ZEALEN FUCC ME HARD DADDY"
zealen by ItsMeLightningMcqueen November 2, 2018
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New Zealand 

A mystical island that coved by clouds so you can't really see it 50% of the time, the land of sheep, kiwi, orc, elf, dwarf, wizard, short men with hairy legs, and the māori people.
For some unknown reason, the people here really love their pie.
It's pretty ok nothing much happened here. Give it a visit if you want somewhere peaceful.
Man New Zealand is so beautiful I want to go there.
New Zealand by little blue blob April 23, 2021
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charlie zelenoff

Self proclaimed GOAT} P4P(pound for pound) not to be confused with G4P boxing 'champion' of the non-existent Underground Boxing Federation. Stars in his own YouTube series of videos where he spars with random [people and then selectively edits the video and post it to YouTube as a win, even if he runs away. Most famous for sucker punching Floyd Mayweather Senior and cyber stalking Deontay Wilder until he allegedly threatened Wilder's daughter, at which time Wilder took him to school.
Unlike most internet tough guys he did have one professional fight, with a fighter with a 1-13 record, he lost due to disqualification for spitting his mouth guard out 3 times in 74 seconds.
Opinions vary if he is pulling an Andy Kauffman stunt, mentally ill or on drugs
Random guy Who is that guy walking around a Las Vegas casino with a Toys r Us belt.
Other Guy That is Charlie Zelenoff he bought that belt for himself,.

schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant 

An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick
“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy

Zelensexual

A Zelensexual is someone who has an attraction to Volodymyr Zelenskyy and no other gender.
Yeah, I recently came out as a Zelensexual
Zelensexual by Cupaclo March 8, 2022

New Zealand nut sack

When a bag of nuts, preferably from New Zealand, is hurled at your nuts at a sickening speed, causing you to drop to your knees while simultaneously grabbing your testicles and screaming profanity.
Did you see yesterday when I threw that New Zealand nut sack directly at that guys nut sack. He fell to ground cursing his ass off and he was holding his nuts for five minutes.

new zealand safari

When a man or women kills an animal while hunting, then proceeds to engage in sexual acts with the corpse.
Jack took the gazelle down with one shot then a had a great new zealand safari
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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