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zealen

Bootylicious man-candy that eats grass and ass. His ass is swampy, but no one minds. He is thicc af, and his thighs can crush an anime girls skull. Fucc me daddy is his turn on, and he'll take you to pound town. Can dick you down cause he's the beefiest bull around. His ego isn't the only thing big and solid around. If you find a Zealen, ask for fucc.
" OH ZEALEN FUCC ME HARD DADDY"
by ItsMeLightningMcqueen November 2, 2018
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New Zealand

A mystical island that coved by clouds so you can't really see it 50% of the time, the land of sheep, kiwi, orc, elf, dwarf, wizard, short men with hairy legs, and the māori people.
For some unknown reason, the people here really love their pie.
It's pretty ok nothing much happened here. Give it a visit if you want somewhere peaceful.
Man New Zealand is so beautiful I want to go there.
by little blue blob April 23, 2021
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charlie zelenoff

Self proclaimed GOAT} P4P(pound for pound) not to be confused with G4P boxing 'champion' of the non-existent Underground Boxing Federation. Stars in his own YouTube series of videos where he spars with random people and then selectively edits the video and post it to YouTube as a win, even if he runs away. Most famous for sucker punching Floyd Mayweather Senior and cyber stalking Deontay Wilder until he allegedly threatened Wilder's daughter, at which time Wilder took him to school.
Unlike most internet tough guys he did have one professional fight, with a fighter with a 1-13 record, he lost due to disqualification for spitting his mouth guard out 3 times in 74 seconds.
Opinions vary if he is pulling an Andy Kauffman stunt, mentally ill or on drugs
Random guy Who is that guy walking around a Las Vegas casino with a Toys r Us belt.
Other Guy That is Charlie Zelenoff he bought that belt for himself,.
by sometreehugging liberal May 16, 2016
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schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant

An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick
“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy
by Moduluss March 12, 2019
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Zelensexual

A Zelensexual is someone who has an attraction to Volodymyr Zelenskyy and no other gender.
Yeah, I recently came out as a Zelensexual
by Cupaclo March 8, 2022
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New Zealand nut sack

When a bag of nuts, preferably from New Zealand, is hurled at your nuts at a sickening speed, causing you to drop to your knees while simultaneously grabbing your testicles and screaming profanity.
Did you see yesterday when I threw that New Zealand nut sack directly at that guys nut sack. He fell to ground cursing his ass off and he was holding his nuts for five minutes.
by Slimmy Meerkat December 3, 2013
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new zealand safari

When a man or women kills an animal while hunting, then proceeds to engage in sexual acts with the corpse.
Jack took the gazelle down with one shot then a had a great new zealand safari
by BChewalski March 8, 2010
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