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Zelensky 

An absolute fucking BOSS. Since February 2022, the world’s prime example of what it looks like to have giant, humongous, ironclad balls. A global hero.
“Wow, that guy just looked his bully right in the eyes and told him to go fuck himself. What an absolute zelensky.”

“Duuude! Bro went full zelensky on this small-dicked, ugly, cowardly nutsack of a human. What a legend!”
Zelensky by ChowderheadMG February 26, 2022
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zelensky 

legendary, patriotic, heroic and loyal leader
president ZELENSKY,THE UKRAINIAN PRESIDENT, the most influential president i know
Juliet is the wife of zelensky .
zelensky by Juliet Nwankwogu March 25, 2022

Zelensky 

A gigachad whosoever has no experience in politics, however he is ready to sacrifice and fight with his comrades for his beloved country.

A true servant of the people.

In February 24, 2022, Russia announced its full scale invasion of Ukraine, further escalating the Crimean crisis after the Euromaidan.
A: Why can't Russia overtake Kyiv?
B: It's because Zelensky is a gigachad and has balls of steel.
Zelensky by Philippinesball May 12, 2022

Zelensky 

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about that clown in Ukraine who is sacrificing his own people for the interest of the US?
Person2: Yeah, his name is, Zelensky.
Zelensky by Zeta Reticulan December 20, 2022

Zelensky 

They guy who fucked Putin's daughter

Not a joke. Katerina Tikhonova, Putin's daughter, has a boyfriend Igor Zelensky (no relation to the current president of Ukraine)
There's a speculation that Putin started the war, because Zelensky fucked his daughter
Zelensky by dildo777 September 12, 2022

zelensky 

Begging in a bullying style by someone who has no relationship with you.
Tom: If you don't give me your iPhone, you are the worst person on earth, I am literally dying here.
John: Have we met before? Don't zelensky me.
zelensky by agent-z June 3, 2023

Zelensky 

A man who played piano with his penis for some reason in 2016
A: Yo do you have pictures of Zelensky wearing a suit?
B: Yes with Benjamin Netanyahu
Zelensky by NEITSWFT June 19, 2025