A very cheeky lad, he is super mega huge in size and length. He usually milks cows when he is bored, although he loves to stroke his giant cat. He is not very smart and and terrible at video games. He is a utter disgrace to his father before him, the almighty Zaab.
Combination of the names 'Zabuza' and 'Haku', a canon-to-some/fanon-to-others yaoi couple from the anime Naruto. Zabuza took Haku in, and raised him to be the ultimate ninja and the ultimate tool. Haku's feelings, whether you want to imply shounen-ai or not, were made glaringly obvious by his unwavering devotion to Zabuza. After all was said and done, though, they *both* really cherished one another.
'ZabuHaku' implies that Zabuza is the dominant partner (as opposed to 'HakuZabu'), but both can be used interchangeably.
ZabuHaku is hawtyaoibuttsecks, and is the most canon of all canon-y things. <3
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!