an extremely skinny cocaine addicted man, who will often suck other men off to get his fix. He is not a homo but when it comes to his coke he will do anything and everything it takes.
The zaring on 25th will do it for a bump!
by millerrocks1234 November 19, 2010
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Beautiful, smart, talented,fye
Yooo zared is so fye and cute asfff
by Scott11 May 10, 2017
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A code word for "parents." Used in the 70's and 80's in the San Fernando Valley.
Dude, my zares found my stash.
by winegeekagain November 18, 2012
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a weird whigger alternative name for the name Jared. because some whigger named his kid this and thought it would be cooler.
i once met this whigger who's name was Zared. he was a skateboarder and liked hip hop. he was born to teenage parents in high school. i guess they thought "Z" was cooler than "J", apparently. and sounded more blacker
by Shadow Spectre August 25, 2018
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Zarely is a very funny person, they are always by your side and listens to what you say. They are very fun to be around and always have your back. There is only one zarely in the whole world so beat it bitches
by Naranjo420 December 19, 2018
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A hypnotic Soviet Synth Pop song from 1987, written by Oleg Parastaev. The notes from the synthesizer in this masterpiece puts anything by Deadmau5 and Marshmello to shame.
The first seven lines of Na Zare in English:

Smooth running of my fate
Night, sadness and shine of the soul,
Moonlight and May rain in the sky.
Long age of my star
Sleepy shine of earthly dew,
Loud laughter and heavenly honey in the sky.
At the dawn, voices are calling me.
by ave_scientia December 21, 2020
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Alternative gipsy name for underground football star. Thought to stems from footballer Jared Haynes.

The alternative spelling denotes “a poor man’s athlete”
by Willigen August 14, 2019
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