zappia 

that kid with the greasy hair that nobody likes and who walks around lilke hes hot shit, when he's really not.

person 1: wow look at that guy, he thinks hes so cool...
person 2: yeah, hes such a zappia.

zappia by chty April 26, 2011

Luca Zappia 

thinks he is smart but in reality is failing legal studies

"how are you doing in legal"
" i dont know im doing Luca zappia :("

Luca Zappia by LucaZappiaHater May 18, 2021

Benito zappia 

A person best known for breaking up relationships through manipulation and narcissistic tactics. Very two faced character who likes to prey on relationship weaknesses and uses very sneaky and sly tactics to become the person they need

He's just pulled a benito zappia on you bro and u didn't see it

benito zappia did it again and now she's goneb

Benito zappia by Benny zap January 13, 2024

Zarpians 

Spaztics who use posting formally as a fucking stupid way of protesting constructive posting so they act how the staff want them too as a way of saying "fuck you" too the staff

Hello Kato_ ,

Thank you for noticing, I try my hardest and respect you noticing and then also appreciate it. I am very sure our fellow Zarpians understand the repercussions as it is a great community full of bright minded individuals!

Thanks,
Jusu.

Zarpians by Dovahkitty April 23, 2020

Zappity 

used in greetings and well wishes. Perfect for when "happy" just doesn't cut it or for making your facebook birthday greeting stand out amongst the masses.

Zappity birthday to you.

Zappity by vonfafay December 28, 2010

Frank Zappa 

my spiritual father. most known for his association with the mothers of invention or simply the mothers. he was also a composer, producer, guitarist, and film director. his music is fuckin awesome! avant garde and sort of eccentric to most people but just fuckin rad if you listen to good music. he incorporated rock n roll with obvious undertones of jazz, classical, and other musical collages and mashups. its like listening to a movie instead of watching one if that makes sense. kids my age don't even know zappa. damn shame. he's one if not the only original orginalists and truly creative pioneers of music out there. he also gave his offspring wicked ass names. he's on par with my other musical god jim morrison.

he's a saggitarius, as jim. they are known for being the most philosophical and creative signs out there. i needs to find me a mighty archer baby.

Random Dude: "Who the fuck is Frank Zappa?"

Me: "Who the fuck is Lady Gaga?"

Frank Zappa by Housewife Vagina February 6, 2010

Frank Zappa 

A guy whose music is like jumping in the deep end on a hot summer's day. It looks weird from the outside, you've thought about it but can't bring yourself to do it, but you try. It's cold as fuck at first and you have to tread water, but then, hey, you get used to it. Then it gets comfortable, and you don't want to get out. And look all around! The beauty surrounding you, palm trees and little things you wouldn't have really sat down and observed without the cold shock of the water, and each time you go back in the pool you find something brand new. Go, listen.

Joe: Hey, how long have you listened to Frank Zappa?
Greggery: Maybe a year or two. I've listened to all his stuff.
Joe: Yeah? What about Waka Jawaka?
Greggery: Huh?

Frank Zappa by WeezyEd February 22, 2021