Any
fan of
zombie films, shows, books, games, etc. Usually in association with the post-Night of the Living Dead era, aka
George Romero zombies, aka RomZoms; and not classic voodoo zombies.
Danny is a true zombite. He has every issue of the Walking Dead. He has every Romero film on vhs, laser disc, bluray and dvd.
But his
Uncle Harold was the biggest zombite he ever met.
Uncle Harold invented a sexual position called "zombie-style". He'
s divorced now.
Every Thanksgiving he would stuff the
turkey with pig guts and fake
blood and he and the children would tear the turkey apart with their barehands. He has lost custody of the children.
He used to fake-bite coworkers on the neck in bathrooms or elevators. He's now unemployed.
For two years straight he was first place in the state Zombie Run. Now he's banned because of doping.