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when a fine young black male nibbles on a fine young caucasian womans areola
"you dawg! did you zambite that hoe last night"
zambite by valerie099 July 8, 2007
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If you don't know how dead it is, it's a zambie.
Person 1: AH! What is that!?

Person 2: ........zambie!
Zambie by Zambie February 7, 2014
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"Ma! Get the shotgun, the trailer park is full of zambies!"
Zambies by Outbreak95 January 23, 2012
Any fan of zombie films, shows, books, games, etc. Usually in association with the post-Night of the Living Dead era, aka George Romero zombies, aka RomZoms; and not classic voodoo zombies.
Danny is a true zombite. He has every issue of the Walking Dead. He has every Romero film on vhs, laser disc, bluray and dvd.

But his Uncle Harold was the biggest zombite he ever met. Uncle Harold invented a sexual position called "zombie-style". He's divorced now.
Every Thanksgiving he would stuff the turkey with pig guts and fake blood and he and the children would tear the turkey apart with their barehands. He has lost custody of the children.
He used to fake-bite coworkers on the neck in bathrooms or elevators. He's now unemployed.
For two years straight he was first place in the state Zombie Run. Now he's banned because of doping.
zombite by PDXJohnny99 April 17, 2013

zambie yeg 

A keg that has been tapped for atleast a week.
"Dude this zambie yeg tastes like shit"

"Bro were running out of beeh, bust out the zambie yeg from last weekend and feed it to those fuckin zambies"

"We got 2 new kegs and 1 zambie yeg from last weekend"

"When the clock strikes 2 am bust out the zambie yeg and feed it the freshman"
zambie yeg by KEGGOD22 November 3, 2009
Zambies is an alternative pronunciation of the word "zombie" that was made popular by PewDiePie in his "The Last of Us" play through on YouTube. Zambies can range from slow moving Romero type zombies to fast Left 4 Dead zombies. Zambies do not have to be specifically "undead" or "infected" to still be referred to as zambies. Zambies also differ in the fact that since they can either be undead or infected, they don't necessarily have to be shot in the head to kill them (as with traditional zombies). A zambie bite or scratch is almost always fatal and if the victim is not killed quickly after death then said victim will turn and begin attacking and infecting humans.
Oh shit, there be zambies everywhere!
The zambie 'pocalypse is coming!
Zambie by the00cheat October 26, 2013
Coming from the word Zombie, but much more frightening, a zambie comes from a rare species of vlampire, they live off the taint licking of human beings just like the tlampire but the zambie is much more incogneto and can attack in many ways that both the vlampire and tlampire cannot. The ratio is currently 34:1 (meaning 34 zambies to 1 human being) it is quite disturbing.
1. with the attempt of an attack of a zambie, ninja steve used the blood of a vlampire to destroy it.
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Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

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Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

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"My salad days,
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