Any fan of
zombie films, shows,
books, games, etc. Usually in association with the post-Night of the Living Dead
era, aka George Romero zombies, aka RomZoms; and not classic voodoo zombies.
Danny is a true zombite. He has every issue of the Walking Dead. He has every Romero film on vhs, laser disc, bluray and dvd.
But his Uncle Harold was the biggest zombite he ever met. Uncle Harold invented a sexual position called "zombie-style". He's divorced now.
Every Thanksgiving he would stuff the turkey with
pig guts and fake blood and he and the
children would tear the turkey apart with their barehands. He has lost custody of the
children.
He used to fake-bite coworkers on the
neck in bathrooms or elevators. He's now unemployed.
For two years straight he was first place in the state Zombie Run. Now he's banned because of doping.