zamaphone
zamaphone by zoinoin.com July 4, 2023
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Zamphoni
At ice hockey games, the other vehicle that looks like an actual Zamboni but isn't, and is not capable of cleaning the ice. It is usually there for advertising and giving fans rides on between periods.
Zamphoni by the_whapper December 22, 2022
mamaphone
Someone who sounds like your mother, either in vocal quality, mannerism, or content. (Etymology: A quasi-homophone of homophone.)
Caller: Hello, is John there?
John: Yeah, it's me, Mom.
Caller: Actually, this is Janice from AT&T. Would you like to upgrade your service? We're offering a special to people in your area.
John: <hangs up> Dang, I was tricked by that mamaphone!
Girlfriend: Frank, be back here by 7. No excuses.
Frank: Yes, dear.
Frank's bro: Dude, your mamaphone girlfriend just set you a curfew!
John: Yeah, it's me, Mom.
Caller: Actually, this is Janice from AT&T. Would you like to upgrade your service? We're offering a special to people in your area.
John: <hangs up> Dang, I was tricked by that mamaphone!
Girlfriend: Frank, be back here by 7. No excuses.
Frank: Yes, dear.
Frank's bro: Dude, your mamaphone girlfriend just set you a curfew!
zaxiphone
zaxiphone by AlterEgoisFatAF May 16, 2018
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zakzaphoney by GRAVEMOPGOON May 14, 2023
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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