zalador

a term used to describe arrogant, dumb fuck boy, Eugenes who have microscopic dicks
Joe: How was last night with that guy in the bar, he paid you a lot
Emma: He was a zal

Joe: How was last night with that guy in the bar, he paid you a lot
Emma: He was a zalador

by SupremeMastermind November 25, 2016

Zanadorf

A person who watches a You Tube video and then keeps watching more and more videos because they look interesting...

Ugh, I was such a zanadorf last night, there are just so many videos to watch!

by CraftyNa December 26, 2018

Zalatoris

Tossing a chicks salad while simultaneously stimulating her clitoris

Damn e... you zalatorised the shit out of her!

by Goldenhexagon April 11, 2021

Zalatoris

In golf, when you make a terrible read on a putt, but simultaneously hit the putt so bad that it goes on the correct line and goes in the hole. A reference to pro golfer Will Zalatoris.

I didn’t want that putt to follow that line, it was just a Zalatoris.

I’m not actually putting well today, I’ve just been Zalatorising so far.

by iHasMagyk August 9, 2022

zaldor

1) To find the most utterly lazy and inept way of doing something
2) To screw something up that is so simple a 5 year old child could accomplish it with very little thought

Way to pull a zaldor buddy!

Bob was try to fix his car but he zaldored it all up and now it's FUBAR.

by SeerOfTruth July 15, 2014