Zalatoris

Tossing a chicks salad while simultaneously stimulating her clitoris

Damn e... you zalatorised the shit out of her!

by Goldenhexagon April 11, 2021

Zalatoris

In golf, when you make a terrible read on a putt, but simultaneously hit the putt so bad that it goes on the correct line and goes in the hole. A reference to pro golfer Will Zalatoris.

I didn’t want that putt to follow that line, it was just a Zalatoris.

I’m not actually putting well today, I’ve just been Zalatorising so far.

by iHasMagyk August 9, 2022

zaloris

one of the best runescape players, known to hate Aj's but loves to rim.

zaloris the great.

by kkkl0l0l June 9, 2009

zaxlatoring

The process in which one gives another a laxative, rips off the cartilage by the person's genitalia, and then drinks/eats the excrement while masturbating on a cow.

The man was zaxlatoring in the bathroom because his partner was having digestion problems.

by fibbleglorp January 9, 2025