Zako
Zako by lionheart617 May 9, 2022
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Zako
Can mean small fish in Japanese, but also used to describe a person who can't seem to do anything right. If speaking from a company hierarchy point of view, zako's would be placed at the bottom of the list. If such an extreme example of "zako" is encountered, they would usually be the ones cleaning toilets. See: Worthless.
Man, that grilled zako tasted like ass. I think it was because it was some zako making it while he was cleaning the company's toilet room.
Zako by Shachou/Kachou June 23, 2010
zako
a person that does not have legs and cannot transport in a wheelchair because they have wheelchairphobia, therefore must only swim to their destination.
person 1:that dude is definitely a zako because i dont see any legs
person 2: thats rude but painfully accurate
person 2: thats rude but painfully accurate
Zako
- A socially awkward accountant, who drives an orange BMW 330i and smokes his bomb-ass bubble gum vape.
Zakonlyfacts
Guy 1: Have you heard about Zakonlyfacts
Guy 2: Yeah he called me fatherless one time
Guy 1: You’re lucky I wish he noticed me
Guy 2: Yeah he called me fatherless one time
Guy 1: You’re lucky I wish he noticed me
Zakonlyfacts by Utdtreyy June 7, 2021
zakology
A patch work of success. Nothing ever going just right but always good enough to get the impossible done and leaving everyone shaking their heads.
They used Zakology to sneak down to the beach and not get caught even after getting stopped by the police at 3:00 am and running off the interstate.
Zakory
He is the sweetest guy in the world, who would do anything for you. He's always got your back and always knows how to make you smile and laugh. If you're lucky enough to have him in your life, keep him. You'll never find anyone else like him. He'll make sure you're happy no matter what and will worry about you to no end. He'll show you everyday how much he loves and cares for you. He has a great sense of humor and can make you laugh even when you want to cry. He's handsome and adorable and when he looks at you your whole world melts. It's like nothing matters as long as your with him because he is the only company that you need. He will do anything to see you smile even if it takes making a crazy face. He's not one to throw the word love around so if he tells you he loves you then you are the luckiest person in the world. He knows everything there is to know about Halo. Go ahead, ask him. He is the best friend anyone could ever have. He is trustworthy and outgoing. He may be a little insane sometimes, but you have to love him anyway. He is the nicest person to ever walk this Earth and if you're lucky enough you'll get to see that. He makes your stomach do flips and you feel not just butterflies, but the whole zoo. He's one in a million who could ever make you feel that way. He is amazing and intelligent, and you know that no matter what he will always be there for you through the good and the bad.