Zako

a female henchwoman that is mostly nameless but serves as a common footsoldier for a villain.

we have to get passed the Zako in order to get to the CEO's Office.

by lionheart617 May 10, 2022

Zako

Can mean small fish in Japanese, but also used to describe a person who can't seem to do anything right. If speaking from a company hierarchy point of view, zako's would be placed at the bottom of the list. If such an extreme example of "zako" is encountered, they would usually be the ones cleaning toilets. See: Worthless.

Man, that grilled zako tasted like ass. I think it was because it was some zako making it while he was cleaning the company's toilet room.

by Shachou/Kachou June 20, 2010

zakos

STD - symptons include -thinning pubic hair/head hair, lip fungal, a false sense of pride

I got the "zakos" from meeting too many male pro's in the Mustard Seed parking lot!

by Wallstreet55 July 1, 2013

zako

a person that does not have legs and cannot transport in a wheelchair because they have wheelchairphobia, therefore must only swim to their destination.

person 1:that dude is definitely a zako because i dont see any legs
person 2: thats rude but painfully accurate

by A_rh September 10, 2021