zakock Share definition Flag zakock means a penis that is below 3 inches in length when fully erect and resembles a gherkin. prostitute says "OMG looks ats zakock its so smalls (french sounding accent) hows will this gives me pleasure." I give you money back lol. zakock by No use your real name December 7, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the zakock mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch