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YWFT
YWFT by Pseudonymjjj October 4, 2018
YMFT
YMFT by Humanmanusiahuman July 6, 2011
yamft
yamft by LateNightWitness May 12, 2020
YWNFTTOAW
Stands for "you will never feel the touch of a woman." Commonly posted when someone is being a severe braindead incel and momentarily rants about how women are an inferior type of human species.
severe braindead incel: "OMFG ALL WOMEN ARE SHIT. I CAN LIVE WITHOUT A WOMAN, BECAUSE ALL I NEED IS MY WAIFU MIKASA ACKERMAN"
sane male person: "Bro... You're absolutely braindead and out of your mind. YWNFTTOAW!"
sane male person: "Bro... You're absolutely braindead and out of your mind. YWNFTTOAW!"
YWNFTTOAW by professionalrawdogger69 October 7, 2023
YMFT
YMFT by Lilliebruz July 24, 2021
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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