ystrd

ystrd or ystd means yesterday

ystrd I went to the mall

by xo.kels January 7, 2021

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Ystrad mynach

Ystrad mynach the place in the valleys where every fucker knows every other fucker . Where they think they are posh than their nearby towns of bargoed and Blackwood but they aren't fooling anyone. A place where if you pull at the pub you need to make sure you ain't related or you could end up sleeping with your mum . A place where on a Friday all the local chavs get together take loads of drugs then the nice old ladies moan like fuck all week cos that's the only excitement they have in their sad lives . The most amusing thing about it all is that they hang around right outside the police station and nothing is done . LOL.

coming to ystrad boys to ' get off it and hang round with teenage girls and look cool even tho we are 30' so (ystrad) is basically a small village with no prospects . Ystrad mynach means leave your hopes and dreams as you enter .

by Lsd14 December 3, 2018

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Ystadspolisen

What you say in Sweden when you want a stranger to let you inside their home for no reason. Or when you want them to answer your intrusive questions about their private life. Or when you want them to show you their personal documents.

Ystadspolien! Öppna dörren!

A: GIve me your phone and computer passwords.
B: No.
A: Ystadspolisen.
B: OK.

by Neville Howard December 5, 2018

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Ystad

Håla
De finns mkt polis här
kom inte hit
snälla just don't
alla som e här vill härifrån
om du inte spelar handboll
de är torka oftast
langarna e yxmördare
eller "har slutat, kontakta mig inte mer"

ba
stick inte hit

"Loke, ska vi röka på i Ystad?"

"Nej Måns, jag blir så nojjig här"

by borgare March 3, 2020

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