yourmama

I am your mama

yourmama by yourmother November 9, 2003

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obama and your mama

A remark that will get the shit kicked out of you in any redneck bar. An insult about some one's mother that can't be tolerated.

What happened to John? He said obama and your mama to Judy and she kicked his ass.

obama and your mama by ` yorkiestomper April 12, 2008

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Your Mama

first two words when somebody trys to insult you or your mother.

your mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said why are you givin me your phone number!

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Your Mama by 4shizzle January 5, 2005

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Your mama ain't got no socks

A musical verse that lends itself to humorous variations, all built around the phrase "your mama."

Original:

Your mama ain't got no socks
A ding-dong
I saw her when she took 'em off
A ding-dong
Your mama ain't got no socks
A ding-dong
I saw her when she took 'em off

Chrous:

A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong

Examples of variations:

Your mama ain't got no schlong
A ding-dong
If she did, that'd just be wrong
A ding-dong
Your mama ain't got no schlong
A-ding-dong
If she did, she wouldn't be your mom
(Chorus)

Your mama is so damn fat
A ding-dong
Smells worse than an old dead rat
A ding-dong
Your mama is so damn fat
A ding-dong
Can't believe your dad hits that
(Chorus)

Your mama ain't got no socks by dude who wrote this entry August 28, 2010