yourmama

me

I am your mama

by yourmother November 9, 2003

obama and your mama

A remark that will get the shit kicked out of you in any redneck bar. An insult about some one's mother that can't be tolerated.

What happened to John? He said obama and your mama to Judy and she kicked his ass.

by ` yorkiestomper April 12, 2008

Your Mama

first two words when somebody trys to insult you or your mother.

your mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said why are you givin me your phone number!


DISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs

by 4shizzle January 5, 2005

Your mama ain't got no socks

A musical verse that lends itself to humorous variations, all built around the phrase "your mama."

Original:

Your mama ain't got no socks
A ding-dong
I saw her when she took 'em off
A ding-dong
Your mama ain't got no socks
A ding-dong
I saw her when she took 'em off

Chrous:

A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong

Examples of variations:

Your mama ain't got no schlong
A ding-dong
If she did, that'd just be wrong
A ding-dong
Your mama ain't got no schlong
A-ding-dong
If she did, she wouldn't be your mom
(Chorus)

Your mama is so damn fat
A ding-dong
Smells worse than an old dead rat
A ding-dong
Your mama is so damn fat
A ding-dong
Can't believe your dad hits that
(Chorus)

by dude who wrote this entry August 28, 2010

Your Mama

The newest form of "Yo Mama." Making you sound both smarter and dumber at the same time

Your Mama so stupid, she thought Nickelback was a refund

by DKDiddles January 16, 2021

yourmomapheliac

One who is infatuated with your mother.

your face is a yourmomapheliac.

by allultima February 8, 2006

You and your mama

Used to intensify an insult. Also can be used to add a sexual slant to any insult

1. SHUT UP! YOU AND YOUR MAMA!
2. Get a room! You and your mama!

by Jared R July 11, 2004