your penis
is very small.
your penis by Minecraft1238 February 14, 2019
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your penis
is big and your girlfriend likes it a lot; expecialy when you are out for vacation...
btw your mom loves it too :D
btw your mom loves it too :D
your penis by hakin commie May 20, 2018
your penis is weak
your penis is weak by Joe Szathmary December 3, 2007
your penis is hanging out
your penis is hanging out by Obamas pinky toe February 1, 2022
your penis is gay
your penis is gay by ItsNzsty December 8, 2020
your penis (aka your dick)
your penis (aka your dick) by peterparkerpizzatime October 28, 2022
thinking with your penis
Cognition which is tainted by horniness; when a man makes decisions intended to satisfy the short term goals of his penis and fails to consider the long term consequences of his actions.
thinking with your penis by Echo's gigolo September 20, 2013
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