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your penis 

is big and your girlfriend likes it a lot; expecialy when you are out for vacation...
btw your mom loves it too :D
me: what would you like to eat today?
your mom: your penis
your penis by hakin commie May 20, 2018

your penis is weak 

when a guy dosent have enough skill to get a girl in bed
Come on Davis your penis is weak
your penis is weak by Joe Szathmary December 3, 2007

your penis is hanging out 

Another way of saying your nose is out of your mask
Adam: hey Tanya your penis is hanging out!
Tanya: What?!
Tanya: Ohhhhhh my nose haha.

your penis is gay 

your penis is gay by ItsNzsty December 8, 2020

your penis (aka your dick) 

it's basically your second brain but you do worse decisions about it
your penis (aka your dick) is just weird than your whole life in 15 years.

thinking with your penis 

Cognition which is tainted by horniness; when a man makes decisions intended to satisfy the short term goals of his penis and fails to consider the long term consequences of his actions.
"Can't you tell she's a nasty skank? I think you're thinking with your penis".
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
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