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Your grandpap a trap 

When you need to one up everyone else’s insult...
Your mom gay
Your dad lesbian
Your granny tranny
Your grandpap a trap
Your grandpap a trap by DarkiXe March 15, 2018

Your Grandpap a Trap 

Your Grandpap a Trap is the worst insult that overpowers even your mom gay, your dad lesbian, and your granny tranny combined! Only use in dire situations because if it is used, the insulted will die on the spot
John: Your mom gay lol!
Fredrick: Your grandpap a trap.
John: Nooooo! (Dies)
Your Grandpap a Trap by Storm_15 April 14, 2018

Your Grandpap a Trap 

An insult deriving from “your mom gay” and “ur granny tranny”. It is the ultimate insult towards someone’s grandpa, literally means that your grandpa is a female with a dick. *Important to note the comeback “no u” has no effect on this insult.
Billy: “Your mom gay lol!”
Thomas: “Your Grandpap a trap”
Billy: Damn! *drops dead from 3rd degree burns*

Your Grandpap A Trap 

Something you say when somebody hit you with "your granny tranny", I suggest that you use this with caution as when used the victim instantly implodes, causing severe damage to all within the blast radius...
Bobby: Your mom gay lol.
Timmy: Well, your grandpap a trap.
Bobby: *Explodes, killing thousands*

Your grandpap a trap 

The worst of them all
Jeff: your mom gay
Bob: your dad lesbian

Jeff: your granny tranny

Bob: your grandpap a trap
*mysteriously vanishes*

Your Grandpap a Trap 

The strongest insult known to man. Derived from the depths of hell, this is an extremely dangerous phrase.
Carl: your mom gay
Solomon: your aunt a croissant

Jeff: your grandpap a trap

*satan falls to his knees, Jeff starts levitating and chanting in Latin*
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