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Where’s your dog?

Ex: a young man shits in an alley and a middle man with an accent asks “where’s your dog?” What the fuck are you doing?
by Ggeogjt222222 August 28, 2020
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perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.
dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>
by b4stard November 10, 2005
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your dog speaks chinese

One of the best and iconic Kpop quotes/memes made by the one and only Eric Nam, while he was doing a watermelon challenge on Amber Liu's channel
Amber: JackJack, go home (in chinese)
Eric: Your dog speaks chinese
by sujark November 19, 2020
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your dog wants steak

I wrote it as part of an approved Fark submission for the Japanese device. It was NOT from a commercial or one of the actual stock phrases. I repeated it on an approved Fark submission the next day for a devise that supposedly translated a human baby's cries. After two approvals with the phrase, a bunch of lightbulbs went off.
by Farker with regret June 22, 2004
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your dog wants steak

Fark cliche. Might have come from a dog food commercial in the early 90s.
Apparently dogs want steak. Who knew?
by Brian X November 29, 2003
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smooth your dog

Bypasser: Ooh lavely dag, do yous mind if I smooth your dog?
Dog walker: Err, OK?
by MNZT November 26, 2016
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Salt your dog

Being in such a depressed state that you lube your own hand with the saltiness of your tears for masturbation
Man that torta dumped me so i was saltin my dog all night.

Salt your dog bro
by saltydog69 October 12, 2011
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