Your dad’s sneeze
Your dad’s sneeze by spectre729 July 30, 2019
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Your Dad's friend
Someone possibly an uncle or just a friend of your father's that used the title of "your Dad's friend" as leverage to sexually molest you.
"Don't worry, I'm your Dad's friend"
Talk to your real/fake uncle
"I'm your Dad's friend, you have to listen to me"
Talk to your real/fake uncle
"I'm your Dad's friend, you have to listen to me"
Your Dad's friend by you gonna get raped May 27, 2009
your dad's balls
your dad's balls by Your dad's balls October 16, 2017
your dad's glasses
the most hurtful, offensive, and personal denunciation topic that a person can talk about.
commonly used to respond to a 'your mom' diss.
ymyfydgymf
commonly used to respond to a 'your mom' diss.
ymyfydgymf
"Your face is ugly."
"Your MOM'S face is ugly."
"Your Dad's glasses are ugly!"
*Person runs away crying*
"Your MOM'S face is ugly."
"Your Dad's glasses are ugly!"
*Person runs away crying*
your dad's glasses by Bumping Jean May 17, 2009
were in your dad's lumbar
Adam: i don't think this is correct answer
jack: you suck at math lol
Adam: wow! i was writing and publishing my research articles when you were in your dad's lumbar, kiddo
jack: you suck at math lol
Adam: wow! i was writing and publishing my research articles when you were in your dad's lumbar, kiddo
were in your dad's lumbar by elahe May 5, 2021
your mom is your dad's mom
"your mom is your dad's mom" is a satirical reference to jokes beginning with "your mom is..."
it came from boredom while walking around target.
if someone is telling "your mom..." jokes, tell them this one, and you will win, for sure, i promise. they won't know what to say. guaranteed to work, everytime.
it came from boredom while walking around target.
if someone is telling "your mom..." jokes, tell them this one, and you will win, for sure, i promise. they won't know what to say. guaranteed to work, everytime.
"your mom is so fat she......blah blah blah"
"your mom is your dad's mom"
"wtf?"
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*clicks the thumbs down thing*
"yeah? well...your mom is your dad's mom"
"your mom is your dad's mom"
"wtf?"
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*clicks the thumbs down thing*
"yeah? well...your mom is your dad's mom"
your mom is your dad's mom by i am soooooo saxy May 9, 2006
Suck your dad's dick on the Moon
To care so little about someone's opinion that you are willing to expend an extreme amount of effort to show how little their opinion matters to you
"You think I give a shit what he thinks? I'll suck your dad's dick on the Moon!"
"As if it weren't clear enough how little James thought of his critics, he proceeded to suck their dad's dicks on the Moon."
"As if it weren't clear enough how little James thought of his critics, he proceeded to suck their dad's dicks on the Moon."
Suck your dad's dick on the Moon by Big Beefy Supreme February 11, 2021
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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