You guys sound great!

That one phrase you’ll never heard the band director say

After a great marching performance by the band, the band director says, “ Wow, you guys sound great!” Then, I wake up from my dream

by spectre729 July 29, 2019

Failure

What Steven He is

9-year-old Steven: Don't say failure!

Steven's dad aka substitute teacher: *waits for 2-3 awkward silence*

FAILURE

by spectre729 May 02, 2021

I can make this better

What every Asian mom would say after eating food made by someone else

Me: *trys to enjoy some pizza*
My Asian mom: I can make this better

by spectre729 July 30, 2019

A

The grade that will impressive everyone except Asian parents

To normal parents: wow, that’s great! I’m so proud of you!
To Asian parents: that’s average. Do better

by spectre729 July 30, 2019

Your dad’s sneeze

The loudest sound in the universe

I can’t hear anything because of your dad’s sneeze

by spectre729 July 30, 2019

NFC East

The worst division in the NFL in the year 2020. You can't get any worst than the NFC East

The NFC East is the worst division in the NFL. Period

by spectre729 November 26, 2020

Trumpets

the instrument that only plays forte or louder

BD: trumpets, for the fifth time in the past 2 minutes, can you please play softer????????????????!!!!!

by spectre729 July 29, 2019