Youblow

A brand of expensive wrist watch. Actually spelled Hublot, but the YouBlow spelling is more accurate, due to the legend-in-their-own-mind type of person who wears them.

I saw that rich kid wearing a YouBlow watch at the nightclub last night. Watch a pompous douche.

by Roidsboy April 21, 2018

You blow your father with that mouth?

A solid comeback for when you're getting roasted but they say a bad word so you respond with this.

Tony: you blow your father with that mouth?
Black guy from the hood: the fuck did you just say to my sister?
Tony's son: so that's a crack ho

by Kfcmaster17 August 1, 2018

you blow

just another way to say you suck. When people are annoying you or getting you mad or even if you had plans to do things with someone and all of a sudden they cant, you respond with "You Blow".

Gosh you blow!

"Are we still going to the movies this weekend?" - boy
"No I can't. My mom won't let me out." - girl
"Damn you & your mom blow" - boy

by Tim-la March 10, 2008

Yoblow

The tricky art of performing oral sex while yodeling.
Perfected by Swiss and manx milk maids 18th centurary

Producing a unique sensation . Allegedly Perfected by Swiss milk maids

Man that Foxy girl really knew how to Yoblow

Yoblow blowjob yodel oral sex

by Somebodiesfoxlover May 14, 2015

Who you blow

contacts are important, helping people is too, but giving people want they want is best

it's not what you know, it's who you blow

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

slow, you blow

If you're slow, you blow your opportunity.

The XYZ Company is hiring. But you better hurry up and get over there--you slow, you blow.

by G8rsRGr8 September 10, 2016

You blow me

To be giving oral pleasure

Naman you fucker, it means blowjob; You blow me

by Nandavv February 10, 2017