you win 

I wanted to see you and you don’t want to see me so (you win ) and I don’t

I wanted to see you and you don’t want to see me so (you win ) and I don’t

I call you up and say hey come look at these baseball cards I wanted to see u no hidden motive I’m honest from the beginning and you start fighting with me and want me to drop them off to you so you win because I wanted to see you and you don’t want to see me it’s always the person who doesn’t get what they want that loses

you win by Prada princess June 11, 2019

You win 

A statement one would typically use when two or more are arguing and one of the combative no longer wants , or no longer has the energy, to fight. That combative would surrender by saying, "You win." It is usually used in a joking manner.

Person #1: In my opinion, LeBron is better than Jordan.
Person #2: NO NO NO, JORDAN WENT SIX AND O IN THE NBA FINALS, HE WON FIVE MVP , TEN SCORING TITLES, DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR, SIX FINALS MVP, TEN ALL-NBA FIRST TEAMS, NINE ALL-NBA DEFENSIVE TEAMS, I DON'T KNOW WHY LEBRON FANBOYS WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP AND RECOGNIZE WHO THE REAL GOAT IS...(goes on a 15 minute rant)
Person #1: OH MY GOD, YOU WIN, YOU WIN, I'M SORRY, DAMN, WHAT YOU WANT, A TROPHY!

You win by IdontknowwhatmynameIshoulduse April 12, 2021

You Win the Internet 

A Phrase ment to convey that you did something online very well. Whether it is making a really good website, making a good YTMND or pulling off an incredible move in an online video game.

Wow that was awsome! You win the Internet!

You Win the Internet by ColdSheep September 18, 2006

You win again Wikipedia 

A phrase used when you find yourself outsmarted by wikipedia.

"I just edited some wiki articles as a joke.....They reverted them back less than a second later, you win again wikipedia!"

You win again Wikipedia by RachTrap March 11, 2010

You win a few, lose a lot 

A more serious incarnation of the commonly used phrase "you win some, you lose some". "You win a few, lose a lot" is meant to express the feelings of constantly losing or being screwed over despite trying your best.

Guy 1:"Hey man what did you end up getting in your math class?"

Guy 2: "I bombed the final and got a D in the class."

Guy 1: "Damn well are you still going out with that girl you met a few weeks ago?"

Guy 2: "No she ended up going back to her ex. It's like they say you win a few, lose a lot."

You win a few, lose a lot by Jonan2012 December 25, 2011

you win some 

Short for, "You win some, you lose some". Usually employed when a situation or endeavour doesn't pan out in a auspicious manner in spite of a party's best efforts. Interestingly enough, despite the inclusion of the word 'win', ironically the phrase is often intended to console a loser.

"Wow, you spent $700 on that date and she went home with the waiter. Ah well bro, you win some..."

you win some by redgyul October 10, 2004

you win a brand new back hand 

somthing said following an idiotic comment.

someone says somthing stupid...
"you win a brand new back hand"

you win a brand new back hand by your faddah April 27, 2008