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A inside joke between me and my unpopular friends. our friend group makes names for this short boy who is growing extremely fast. Saying "you rat" is when we are joking around when they did something stupid.

Ex: Me and my 2 friends were dancing in her parents nail salon bathroom. The short boy barricaded it, but we danced so hard we got the door open and he fell down.
Andy: "You rat! Why would you knock down all those books at the library?!"

Lynn: "I lost my phone in between books!"
Andy: "You dirty rat."
you rat by ichybichy September 23, 2018
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“You Rat” is a phrase used by many to describe someone being rude or someone who just act’s like a rat. It also can be useful to describe nasty actions made by an individual who is being sneaky.
Kyle: You’re so gullible I just hate it
Y/n: You Rat!
You Rat by Mp06 January 17, 2020

You rat dog cunt 

A phrase to use against the filthiest of human
Nathan Spits in Lockier’s sandwich, “Fuck off Nathan you rat dog cunt”
You rat dog cunt by Richardhotones November 12, 2020

You're local rat 

HARU PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE YOU STUPID BITCH WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN WHERE ARE THEYY
"yo you're local rat just said something cringe"
"Fr"
You're local rat by anonymous July 9, 2021

Would you rather 

A fun game where a person is giving two scenarious, usually humiliating, and is forced to choose one.
Hey budrick, would you rather have your parents walk in on you masturbating to their wedding photos or would you rather have the whole football team blow their load on your naked body in the locker room?
Would you rather by Cee Dub December 21, 2003

Would you rather 

A game where you are given a choice between two embarassing scenarios and you have to choose one.
Would you rather have a threesome with your parents and nobody find out?

OR

Not have a threesome with your parents and have everybody think you did?
Would you rather by markwonder November 19, 2010

would you rather have a gay son or thot daughter 

A question that TikTok, YouTube shorts, and Facebook reels "Influencers" ask random ass hoes on the street.

A thot is someone (typically female) that engages in a lot of sexual Activity, or streams on twitch in skimpy outfits and asks for money from men.

Gay would mean homosexual in this situation

Which would you rather have?
Influencer: "how much do you pay for rent in New York"
Random person: "Any other questions?"
Influencer: "Would you rather have a gay son or thot daughter?"
Random person: "Either way it's free head"
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