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you lose 

A term that simply points out someones misfortune or lack of attaining or owning something they desire.
Big Jon: I want LSD and a Speed Cut Defencer

Beej: You have speedcut AND no LSD????? You loose!!!
you lose by Beej December 5, 2004
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You lose, good day sir 

An expression used at any random time to indicate epic fail, derived from Gene Wilder's line in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
Brigitte: I read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse.

Me: You lose, good day sir!
You lose, good day sir by cacaivette December 20, 2007

you lose... a trillion dollars 

what you say before blowing up a bi9n ladens taxi cab
wait here a minute..... you lose... a trillion dollars!

you get them how you lose them 

It’s basically means if a cheats on his gf with you he is most likely to cheat on you with a new girl
kamyrn : he said our secret relationship stays between us

me : okay but if he cheat on her what makes you think he gon stay loyal to you , you ain’t neve heard of you get them how you lose them ?

you snooze, you lose

an expression which states that anyone will miss out on a great opportunity if they don't remain aware or open to communication.
"I tried to call you about those concert tickets, but there was no answer...guess you were still crashed out.... so I took Marsha instead.
We had an awesome time, both at the show AND afterwards! :)"

"oh well, you snooze you lose I guess."
you snooze, you lose by hipster February 5, 2005

heads i win, tails you lose 

An annoying trick that your best friend likes to pull on you, hoping that you won't realize that both outcomes are in their favor
Let's flip a coin, heads I win, tails you lose

Wow, you lose! 

A phrase from an old NES game called Bokasuka Wars (which is regarded as the worst game ever by many). Whenever the player lost the game (which was quite often), the words "WOW, YOU LOSE" appaeared on-screen.
Player: *loses game*
Game: WOW, YOU LOSE!
Wow, you lose! by ShadowMan February 15, 2004
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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