ex-pet

A pet that left you. Ex: If you had a dog, and it ran away.

"My dog ran away, now he's my ex-pet!"

by ThunderSpider May 31, 2017

randeezy

A random person whom you don't know.

I don't like my new class, there's too many randeezies in it. I don't like having more than one randeezy in my class.

by ThunderSpider September 5, 2017

heads i win, tails you lose

An annoying trick that your best friend likes to pull on you, hoping that you won't realize that both outcomes are in their favor

Let's flip a coin, heads I win, tails you lose

by ThunderSpider July 23, 2017

Pin cushion

Someone who receives everyone’s anger without truly deserving it.

Everyone’s always mad at me for things that aren’t my fault! I must be the pin cushion of the universe!!!

by ThunderSpider August 15, 2019

Sing-yawn

When you harmonize while yawning or when your yawn forms a sweet melody.

*YAAAAWWWN*
“Dude, you just sing-yawned!”

by ThunderSpider January 8, 2022