you a story 

Your lying about what your saying...

You know thats not true! You a story

you a story by YoRo January 26, 2018

what if i told you a story 

Unreleased Shawn Mendes' song. He uploaded it to instagram centuries ago, the mendes army has been waiting for it since forever. So if someday you see twitter freaking out over Shawn actually releasing it pelase send oxygen, we'll thank you forever.

Shawn: What if i told you a story...
Mendes Army: OMG YOU NEED TO MAKE A FULL VERSION

*a eternity later*

Mendes Army: Shawn we're still waiting for what if I told you a story
Shawn:
Mendes Army: Shawn Peter Raul Mendes don't you dare...
Shawn: Hey guys!! I'm watching Harry Potter for 47238989329th time haha.

what if i told you a story by mxxxx72 December 26, 2016

1.2 billion... so you go ahead and stack spaghetti sauce at a store 

andandaanannat a supermarket... you control the guy or the women who runs the rurunurr... brings out the carts ononnonon on a forklift... WHAT HAPPENS?

Have you ever committed a 1.2 billion... so you go ahead and stack spaghetti sauce at a store in real life.

1.2 billion... so you go ahead and stack spaghetti sauce at a store by [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ September 28, 2021

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congratulations you have just reached the max amount of boredom you can ever reach on the planet
do you even have anything else better to do than this???????

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Can you get me a 20 dollar gift card for the app store 

Can you get me a 20 dollar gift card for the app store

"HEY MOM Can you get me a 20 dollar gift card for the app store "

Can you get me a 20 dollar gift card for the app store by Bandaid_guttz August 31, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022