You won 

A ploy on the internet to get you to give them your personal data including your social security number, credit card information, bank account information, tax data, drivers license, email, cell, home and office address and phone numbers, codes to enter your house without tipping off security, your wife's financial information, your kids financial information and pictures of them when they were young, etc. They may as a bonus sell your personal information to a special security firm that will automatically down load all the information on your computer. Being such a VIP (very idiotic person) you may also recieve thousands of emails pornographic artists and hordes of horny woman who want you daily.

A pop up on the computer:
You Won. You are the millionth person we snooker today. Your have won a trip to Afghanistan and Iraq, where the action is. See your U.S. Army recruiter for details. Sign up early and you can travel free for the rest of your short life. Free medical and burial travel plans.

You won by mlhiss April 4, 2008

you won 

A term used to let someone else know that they have achieved superiority, especially in a battle of insults.

Hugo: Yo, get your fat ass outta here Kake.

Kakeson: Wait, ain't your real name Peter and your black.

Crowd: Ooooh...he won(Kakeson).

you won by Kakeson March 31, 2005

You Won't Last Five Minutes Playing This Game 

A typical pornhub ad that usually advertises a sex game. If you're horny enough to click on it, be prepared to insert your address, social security number, and credit card information. If you're a fan of watching a caveman fuck a dinosaur or watching Shrek porn, it is highly recommended that you jerk off to that ad.

Pornhub Ad: You Won't Last five Minutes Playing This Game ...
Me: TEST ME YOU FOOL

You Won't Last Five Minutes Playing This Game by the bravest FUckfaCE February 9, 2020

You won't

An expression used to challenge a person to commit an action.

Appropriate responses are as follows:
In agreement to do the action = "Who Won't?"
Not in agreement to do the action = "You right"
Absolutely not in agreement to do the action = "Are you dumb?"
To counter challenge = "YOU won't!"
When used in an overly serious manor "you won't" may be interchangeable with "You will not!"
Warning: Increased use of alcohol can and will cause excessive repetition.

Person 1: "You won't do jam and night." Person 2: "Who won't?! YOU won't!"

You won't by R U Dumb February 4, 2010

YOU WON'T! 

The act of saying the phrase "YOU WON'T!" after someone announces they're going to do something. Generally used to be funny, and/or taunt the individual.

I'm gonna beat yo ass bro.
"YOU WON'T!"

YOU WON'T! by Nana. September 10, 2011

you won't do it! 

a taunt given to someone when you want them to do something that normally wouldn't be done, and usually the reciever of the taunt has to perform the feat in order to keep his dignity.

brian stared at a half full tray of lasagna while his friends cheered on, "YOU WON'T DO IT!" Knowing that he now had to do it or suffer the consequences, he stuffed 8 pieces of lasagna down his throat.

you won't do it! by onlyonetime March 4, 2004

you won’t 

As in “you won’t do it”. Trying to get the person to do whatever. Almost like a dare

Joe “should I get that girls number”
Ty “you won’t”

you won’t by Hips11 November 13, 2017