A ploy on the internet to get you to give them your personal data including your social security number, credit card information, bank account information, tax data, drivers license, email, cell, home and office address and phone numbers, codes to enter your house without tipping off security, your wife's financial information, your kids financial information and pictures of them when they were young, etc. They may as a bonus sell your personal information to a special security firm that will automatically down load all the information on your computer. Being such a VIP (very idiotic person) you may also recieve thousands of emails pornographic artists and hordes of horny woman who want you daily.
A pop up on the computer:
You Won. You are the millionth person we snooker today. Your have won a trip to Afghanistan and Iraq, where the action is. See your U.S. Army recruiter for details. Sign up early and you can travel free for the rest of your short life. Free medical and burial travel plans.
by mlhiss April 5, 2008
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A term used to let someone else know that they have achieved superiority, especially in a battle of insults.
Hugo: Yo, get your fat ass outta here Kake.

Kakeson: Wait, ain't your real name Peter and your black.

Crowd: Ooooh...he won(Kakeson).
by Kakeson April 1, 2005
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The ultimate insult to your intelligence on the internet.

At best, you've won nothing but an annoying pop-up ad. At worst, if you actually fall for it, you might have just won yourself a virus. Either way, you're not getting that expensive prize you were promised.
Congratulations, you won!! Click here to claim a free iPhone 14!
by Ima Linguist February 21, 2023
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The start of the ToHH winroom copypasta.
"You never won. Was this worth it? You wasted all that time just to beat this tower. But yet, there still is a lot for you to overcome. This whole game is hopeless. You won't beat it. You never will truly win."

"Sir, this is burger king."
by ќ July 9, 2022
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Smoll snitches won´t recieve any cuddles. Cause they are snitching.
(Snitching around for no reason) You won´t get anything snitching like that.
(Snitching around for areason) You won´t get anything snitching like that.
by Snitch Nr.1 December 12, 2020
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That Feeling. Ah. Yes. That Feeling. So Nice And Gentle.
Girl: Hey I just won a game I've never played before!
Other girl: Wow so cool, bet you got that feeling when you won a game you never played before...?
by Kiki's twin, kikiara May 7, 2020
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A dumb twitter user who in response saw Donald Trump wins the election, commented this," You don't won. Expect the unexpected"

This idiot's comment was review by Pyrocynical, making it a meme
by Fartlicker777 November 16, 2016
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