Spiritual-sounding language used by companies to sell product or make their brand more compelling on an emotional level. Coined specifically about WeWork’s IPO prospectus in 2019, which was full of phrases like “elevate the world’s consciousness” and at the same time showed problematic financials. Yogababble is intended to disguise or compensate for practical or financial weaknesses in a business or product.

Coined by Scott Galloway in his piece “Yogababble” on his No Mercy / No Malice blog.

That’s a bunch of yogababble. How will your company actually solve world hunger?

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yorak

the best name for the best son. Too bad Texas kogane is stuck on those earth names.

“We’ll name him Yorak”
“The fuck we will”

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Yogatory

Yogatory

Yogatory is the eternal place of suffering, inhabited by the tormented souls of sinful men, who have spent way too much of their lives staring, ogling, drooling, and otherwise fantasying about hot-young, women in Yoga pants.

Like the mythological Greek figure, Tantalus, famous for his eternal punishment of standing in a pool of water beneath a fruit tree with low branches, with the fruit ever eluding his grasp, and the water always receding before he can take a drink.

Those who descend into the depths of Yogatory are forever tormented by the elusive and evasive, hot-young-tail, who prowl about, seductively sauntering and gyrating past them whilst wearing Yoga pants. Ohhhhh, the Helllllllllll

"Hey, Austin... you better stop checking out those girls before you end up in Yogatory." "I can literally see every crevice of her body, John!... Forgive me, Lord... I have sinned! Please don't send me to Yogatory!" "You're going straight to Yogatory, Alex!" "There is a special place in HELL for those of us who suffer this affliction. It's called Yogatory."

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adym yorba

A sexy ass youtuber. He and kanye are bestfriends.."Kanye's huge btw" adym loves to make cringy ass musical.lys that are some how amazingly perfect adym yorba is pretty much perfect

I was in adym yorba 's bad last night

adym yorba by Last_mannswife February 28, 2017