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A Yonseff is a terrible nickname of Youseff he likes people who do weird faces and will chase you around if you bully a pop cat and loves crazy kids every day hell come up to you and you have to do a weird face or else something bad will happen and he makes sure your not sinning around even in the toilet like bro cant give people a break.
Hey quick your face looks normal Yonseff is coming
Yonseff by A1zamemer March 6, 2023
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Yousefferson 

The distance an arab will travel before demanding faster transportation (100m).
Ahmed demanded a closer parking spot because it was more than a yousefferson to the door.
Yousefferson by BlackAtom November 3, 2010
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A Youseff is a creepy paedophile egytian, commonly found in the bushes outside your house wearing nothing but a creepy smile that no-one is really all that comfortable with. Youseff's are known to keep Hit Lists of their enemies and will add you to it for even recoiling in horror at his stench. If confronted by a Youseff, run. Fast. As far away as your legs will take you without breaking off. Even then, crawl, till your hands are bloody stumps. If escaped is not possible, a highly recommended defence is to play the song "Walk Like An Egyptian", this will cause a Youseff to fall into a trance like state of walking like an egytian. Use this time to escape. The reward for killing a Youseff is $5.50 or two Asian sex slaves.
"Ah, what the fuck is that....Its hurting my eyes....ah fuck it's a Youseff, shit, where's my Ipod!?!?"
Youseff by Peter Reynes September 18, 2008
Yoseff is a very funny, smexy, hot , tall, outgoing, shy, loving, caring, loyalish, amazing person. But sometimes he can be a pain in the ass and very rude for no reason. But at the end of the day he is very nice and shy person if you really get too know him well
Yoseff is funny asf~!!!

He a bitch like a Yoseff!!!!
yoseff by Dontplaywitabitch January 31, 2022
Normally likes little girls and doesn’t like anyone over the age of 5. Do not recommend at all if you want to be their friend.
Kesley: “youseff smells
kate: “nothing new
Youseff by igetalotofdick April 24, 2022
Yonsef is just one of the boys. It’s derived from the less cooler name Yousef. Yonsef will literally do anything for anyone . Highly introverted and likes to stay quiet. Yonsef is an absolute sex god in the sheets. Yonsef will go above and beyond for anyone that asks for a favor and doesn’t expect anything in return. Just a wholesome loving man.
Yo Yonsef you the nicest person I know.
Yonsef by Maximillan12 November 10, 2020

yoseffin 

A true dreamer who can create every dream that they dream will come true
Yoseffin comes from Yosef in bible, He is the inspiring person
yoseffin by babilosetan November 23, 2021
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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