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A Yonseff is a terrible nickname of Youseff he likes people who do weird faces and will chase you around if you bully a pop cat and loves crazy kids every day hell come up to you and you have to do a weird face or else something bad will happen and he makes sure your not sinning around even in the toilet like bro cant give people a break.
Hey quick your face looks normal Yonseff is coming
Yonseff by A1zamemer March 6, 2023
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Yousefferson 

The distance an arab will travel before demanding faster transportation (100m).
Ahmed demanded a closer parking spot because it was more than a yousefferson to the door.
Yousefferson by BlackAtom November 3, 2010
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A Youseff is a creepy paedophile egytian, commonly found in the bushes outside your house wearing nothing but a creepy smile that no-one is really all that comfortable with. Youseff's are known to keep Hit Lists of their enemies and will add you to it for even recoiling in horror at his stench. If confronted by a Youseff, run. Fast. As far away as your legs will take you without breaking off. Even then, crawl, till your hands are bloody stumps. If escaped is not possible, a highly recommended defence is to play the song "Walk Like An Egyptian", this will cause a Youseff to fall into a trance like state of walking like an egytian. Use this time to escape. The reward for killing a Youseff is $5.50 or two Asian sex slaves.
"Ah, what the fuck is that....Its hurting my eyes....ah fuck it's a Youseff, shit, where's my Ipod!?!?"
Youseff by Peter Reynes September 18, 2008
Yoseff is a very funny, smexy, hot , tall, outgoing, shy, loving, caring, loyalish, amazing person. But sometimes he can be a pain in the ass and very rude for no reason. But at the end of the day he is very nice and shy person if you really get too know him well
Yoseff is funny asf~!!!

He a bitch like a Yoseff!!!!
yoseff by Dontplaywitabitch January 31, 2022
Normally likes little girls and doesn’t like anyone over the age of 5. Do not recommend at all if you want to be their friend.
Kesley: “youseff smells”
kate: “nothing new”
Youseff by igetalotofdick April 24, 2022
Yonsef is just one of the boys. It’s derived from the less cooler name Yousef. Yonsef will literally do anything for anyone . Highly introverted and likes to stay quiet. Yonsef is an absolute sex god in the sheets. Yonsef will go above and beyond for anyone that asks for a favor and doesn’t expect anything in return. Just a wholesome loving man.
Yo Yonsef you the nicest person I know.
Yonsef by Maximillan12 November 10, 2020

yoseffin 

A true dreamer who can create every dream that they dream will come true
Yoseffin comes from Yosef in bible, He is the inspiring person
yoseffin by babilosetan November 23, 2021
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