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A university where diplomas can be bought at cafeteria vending machines. Curriculum covers face massages and fortune telling extensively, emphasis is put on avoiding the scientific method completely.
Popoga: "I went to Yonsei, I have 140 IQ"
Pepe: "bless your heart"
Popoga: "No, I'm actually smart, I went and had head massage to make brain wrinkly"
yonsei by ththththth January 6, 2021
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She's shy but freaky when needed. She's the girl that every guy thinks about but can never seem to have. When you have a Yoneida, it's hard to let her go. She's very cheesy and is always happy, always there to cheer you up. Her smile can light up the sun.
Rob: "Dude.. She's a Yoneida just look at her"

Shawn: "She's never go for just a regular guy like us."
yoneida by Yoneida January 8, 2016
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A Yonseff is a terrible nickname of Youseff he likes people who do weird faces and will chase you around if you bully a pop cat and loves crazy kids every day hell come up to you and you have to do a weird face or else something bad will happen and he makes sure your not sinning around even in the toilet like bro cant give people a break.
Hey quick your face looks normal Yonseff is coming
Yonseff by A1zamemer March 6, 2023
Yoseidy, is a very rare name that mostly comes from Hispanic families.a yoseidy is responsible,respectful,loyal,caring,happy,fun,funny,freaky,and can be weird sometimes .
Hi my name is yoseidy
Yoseidy by Yoseidy January 17, 2018
She is the type of person that would make you laugh a lot because she is humorous. Her hazel eyes, her bright yellow hair, and her smile will definitely get your attention from far away (not because of the way she laughs weirdly...!!).

She eats a lot so be sure to have some food in your pocket everywhere. If you don't have it, she will be making sad faces and begging u for food.

Besides that, she is really sweet and adorable and can be a listener and a person who is on your side and fight for you whenever you needed. If you leave her alone, she would be really sad! So, don't do it!
She really likes Kpop (especially Taehyung) and anime. If you wanna give her something on her birthday, you know what do to. She also knows how to dance a lot of kpop songs and somehow make it weird every time.
Yoneida, I'm sad! Talk to meeee!!!
Hey Yoneida, I liked this guy, how would I tell him?
I love Yoneida.
Yoneida by brokengirl2110 April 3, 2019
a beautifulll girlll with a pure heart. the sweetest, most caring person you will ever come across. she is sooo soo cute and so amazing. she will always have your back and is someone you can alway count on. she cannot be fooled and she knows ur intentions even before you do! psychic baddie, love my bear! shes so cute
omg look at her shes so cute thats definetly yonei !
yonei by big bear rawrr June 10, 2020
amazing just amazing!!!!! did u know yosei means fairy in japanese!?!?!?!?!?!?! the more you know!!!!!!! gasp gasp!! whoever or whatever that has this name is so beautiful, handsome, ethereal basically every word to describe beautiful!!!! yk what else?!?!?! they're probably unique as fuck too!!!!!! bcs who thinks of the name yosei so easily.!.!?!??!! only the sexiest bitch alive🤯🤯🤯
"omg bro i walked past yosei today!!!"
"damn they're so sexy bro what'd they smell like????"
"like fairies bro!!!!!"
"omg bro u better not shower again!!!!"
"fuck no bro!!!!!"

"ok stepbro let's go makeout now!"
"ok!!!"
yosei by tyler swagster3000!!!!!! December 27, 2020
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