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YONS- formed from the Greek language meaning sexyness.
One sexy gorgeous brilliant cook and AMAZING IN BED. A kind-hearted, loving man who makes one happy with his attentiveness and desire to please. Wonderfully handsome and incredibly sexy, he oozes sex appeal. Fancied by all women that set eyes on him. VERY easily led astray but quick to realise his mistakes and try to make amends. Very intelligent. Sometimes pompous but not overly so. Sensitive. Funny. Brave. Strong. Gorgeous. Loves lists. A brilliant father and someone any lady would be proud to call their husband.
Yons is always right.
by MINNIE April 26, 2012
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A slang substitute for the words 'he' and 'she', mainly used in Celtic regions such as parts of Ireland and Scotland.
Did you see that?! Yon has no shame whatsoever!

I'm trying to forget about it and yon still goes off holding a crudge.
by Robert Hanly February 01, 2008
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what to say to someone instead of yo
1.yon
2.yon whatsup
3.want to hangout
4.sure no problem.
by theibault November 30, 2010
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Short for “yonestly” which is short for “yeah honestly”
Synonym: fax, fr, yonestly
1: dude this test is so hard
2: yon. I can’t even do it
by HerbanDictionarian December 10, 2019
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(verb) a term used to give direction or course of action to another person; usually used with a busch light in one hand, a dutchmaster in the other, one eye closed and the other barely open
Y'on over here
Y'on outta here
Y'on me a beer
Y'on the blunt
Y'on the tv off
I guess its time to y'on
Don't fuckin' y'on me!
Y'on yourself
Y'on that right up your arse
by birdog February 21, 2008
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A person, place or thing whose defintion can be warped to become a yon.
Evan-->Evian-->ev-yon--> Ennce and yen yon.
Ryan--> Ryon --> Yon
Collateral--> Collateralyon?---> Yence
Mike--> Mikeyon--> Mikyin-->M eence
Josh--> Jish--> Jishyin--> Jince
John--> Johnyon--> Jinyince--> yoonjinonyinhan
Ballin--> So When I bleep yon beelps yon, Lou Vuitton belt---> where I'm keepin all my yons at.
Yon--> Yin->Yoon--> Yince-->Hoon--> Hince-->hence--> hoonce-->hanyin--> eence--.eeyenceinhan--> hooninyoninhineoonce --> Yon?
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by Matthew Byrne February 25, 2007
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