yoguc

Some lonely ass gay tiktoker

Omg look at this yoguc 🌺😍🌺 oh he's a gay tiktoker... Ew

by yoguc November 11, 2020

Oikos yogurt

J’s favorite yogurt EVER often confused with chobani but he’s since moved on to oikos as his trademark favorite strawberry or in raspberry flavor, known to buy both by the bulk but for some stupid and strange reason it’s been out of stock everywhere in the west.

J will WREAK A HORRIFYING VENGEANCE FOR THIS INJUSTICE DISHONOR

No one gets to fuck with old J’s yogurt and have the audacity to live about it without consequence

Oikos yogurt is famous ONLY because junior the egomaniac consumes it on the daily

Junior The Forbidden One Is the ONLY ONE “able” to consume oikos yogurt as it’s his trademark snack

Oikos yogurt is allowed to be as popular as it is due to junior’s influence and power of all natural and unnatural things

by Postage it January 27, 2022

Yogurt Male

A more sophisticated and superior male to alpha/sigma males. Yogurt males are very content and respectful individuals who enjoy yogurt and the simpler things in life, such as long walks on the beach ,or enjoying a beautiful sunset while confidently eating yogurt.

Billy: Is that guy over there an alpha?
Nathan: No, he's a Yogurt male.
Billy: wow I'm so jealous, I wish I could radiate such confidence and dominance while eating yogurt.

by YogurtTruther October 5, 2021

Shaking My Yogurt

When one shakes his yogurt; ie. Masturbating

"Mom don't come in, I'm shaking my yogurt!"

by Deez.Nuts May 5, 2015

Youcef

A Youcef is a very cool and loyal Arab man.
You can always count on him because he is a true Hufflepuff. He can also tame snakes and fly carpets.
He loves chicken nuggets and rfiss (arab dessert) more than anything else.
Get yourself a Youcef, seriously.

- Hey, have you seen Youcef lately ?
- Nah man, he must be too busy getting chicks or playing video games.

by clmencekr December 24, 2019

Youchother

The much needed variation of “each other”.

“I’m so glad that we finally got to meet youchother!”
“Are you five.”

by Cowboy_ December 31, 2021

Yogurt Male

Extremely sexy and yogurty. They are among the top achievers of man including sigma males alike. Significantly better than shrigma males and alpha males. If you see these men with yogurt it's already over. They are mostly found in giant, tall buildings looking out the window eating their yogurt.

A yogurt male just slept with my wife.

by I love yogurt October 31, 2021