yo mammy 

A reply when questioned by the police

Cop: Sir I gotta get your name.

Perp: Yo mammy.

Cop: My what?
Perp: Yo mammy. Yo mammy boy!

yo mammy by Hannibal Cannabis February 5, 2019

yo mamma 

a very harsh insult/come-back

yo mamma so dumb she failed a blood test.

yo mamma so fat when she turned around it was her next birthday

yo mamma so dumb that if she spoke her mind she would be speechless.

yo mamma so stupid she got fired from da m&m company for throwing away the w's.

ypo mamma so fat that her drivers liscenc picture say "picture continued on other side"

yo mamma by Rabi J. February 5, 2005

Yo mamma 

It is an overly used gay joke that disses someones mom. Came from the show Yo Mamma

Yo mamma is so stupid she was talking into a letter trying to send voice mail.

Yo mamma is so fat the last time she saw her phone number was on a weight scale.

Yo mamma is so fat that when she was sitting in the road i tried to swerve around her but ran out of gas

Yo mamma is so fat the when she walked past the TV i missed 3 episodes of my show.

Yo mamma by mammasatonadildo December 20, 2010

what yo mamma gave you 

another word for butt, booty, ass,etc

Shake what yo mamma gave you!

what yo mamma gave you by sexylexie May 29, 2007

Yo mamma 

1 the answer to all questions
2 that fucktard i saw in the zoo

police:what were you doing saturday night?
suspect:yo mamma

Yo mamma by jeremy21144 February 13, 2008

yo mamma 

Insult, last resort in a verbal confrontation, snap among friends.

Yo mamma is so broke that she got a pussy on her hip so she can make money on the side.

yo mamma by hotboxin December 28, 2005

yo mamma 

Stupid ass and overused jokes that revolve around your mom's weight, intelligence, and overall life. Not only they're are stupid, but they're sometimes offensive.

Guy 1: Yo mamma so stupid, she thought the Super Bowl was a large bowl of cereal

Guy 2: WE HAVE THE SAME MOTHER, STUPID ASS.

yo mamma by Assface McFucker September 21, 2013