Definitions by sexylexie

megan fox 

cheap tranny who starred in the Transformers movies. underwent numerous plastic surgery to look hot and is beleived to be the "hottest woman alive" by numerous men. trying too hard to look like Angelina Jolie, and is actually not hot at all.

Megan Fox has enough plastic in her body to make 10,000 coke bottles.

megan fox by SexyLexie September 1, 2009

brooke hogan 

Hulk Hogan in a drag

Greg: I wonder what Hulk Hogan would like like in a drag?
Bill: Brooke Hogan

brooke hogan by SexyLexie June 14, 2008

kinder surprise 

you people need some serious help. a Kinder Surprise is a German candy bar shaped like an egg and with a toy inside. yummy chocolate but the toy is tiny as hell and gets lost easy

Oh shit i lost my kinder surprise toy

kinder surprise by SexyLexie June 12, 2008

bdd 

BDD actually stands for Body Dismorphic Disorder, wich is a somatoform disorder, in which people are preoccupied with an imagine defect in appearance. as in, seeing things about their bodies that are not really there.
also called imagined ugliness.

Jane thinks she has a large horn growing out of her head and refuses to go out in public due its ugliness. She is suffering from BDD.

bdd by SexyLexie January 28, 2008

more to love 

a woman that actually eats and doesnt throw up afterwards. way better than those anorexic bitches. no one wnats to hug a skeleton

Guy: I don't want no skinny chicks. Find me a BBW with more to love!

more to love by SexyLexie January 4, 2008

optimus prime 

leader of the Autobot Army in Transformers, and the sexiest robot alive.

I'd have sex with Optimus Prime

optimus prime by SexyLexie September 25, 2007

pizza my heart 

best pizza on the planet. this gift from god himself is a pizza restuarnt found only in california but they make the best pizza ever. the kitchen is right in front of you. they dont hide anything. you can actully watch them make your pizza from fresh dough. thats right, they dont even make it until you order it.

Fuck Pizza Hut. Pizza My Heart FTW!!!

pizza my heart by sexylexie August 30, 2007