yesternow 

1. adv. indicating extreme urgency to respond to an immediate need that the speaker has most often been recently made aware of, although it may also refer to a need that, while the speaker has had a prolonged cognizance of, the relief of which would require the briefest of intervention by another party or minimal rectification by an object (i.e. a urinal). A portmanteau of ' yesterday' and 'now' with the component , 'yesterday,' referencing its colloquial usage as an adverb to indicate urgency to resolve a prolonged process; and 'now' to transmute the adverbial to impart a more immediate, impulsive need.

I just got the craziest craving for sugar. I need candy like yesternow.

yesternow by street grammar master November 10, 2015

yestermorn 

Yesterday morning. Similar to 'yestereve' and 'yesternoon'

What time were you up yestermorn

yestermorn by JimJams June 5, 2007

Yesternoon 

Yesternoon is the afternoon of the day before

Brandon got that booty yesternoon
Josh tapped that ah yesternoon
Yesternoon the blondie witta booty twerked at Eli's

Yesternoon by Play wit it July 4, 2014

yesternoon 

Yesterday afternoon. Similar to 'yestermorn' and 'yestereve'

What did you do yesternoon?

yesternoon by JimJams June 5, 2007

Yesternight 

Last Night.
Yesterday Night.

Dude, Mark got so shitfaced yesternight, I think he went home with that gay guy James.

Yesternight by ZACH BAMF June 23, 2008

Yestermorrow

When you can't remember what day something happened, because you've been awake for too many consecutive days.

Person 1: Remember that party yesterday... wait, or was that this morning?

Person 2: I don't even remember anymore, it was yestermorrow.

Yestermorrow by TheReminder December 11, 2011

yesterfore 

–adverb
1. on the day preceding yesterday.
2. a short time ago: Yesterfore your money went further.
–noun
3. the day preceding yesterday.
4. time in the immediate past.
–adjective
5. belonging or pertaining to the day before or to a time in the immediate past: yesterfore morning.

Lola: This meat looks bad, when did you buy it?
Elliott: I bought it yesterfore, so it should still be fine.

yesterfore by Elijah Pack June 30, 2007