yesterfore 

–adverb
1. on the day preceding yesterday.
2. a short time ago: Yesterfore your money went further.
–noun
3. the day preceding yesterday.
4. time in the immediate past.
–adjective
5. belonging or pertaining to the day before or to a time in the immediate past: yesterfore morning.

Lola: This meat looks bad, when did you buy it?
Elliott: I bought it yesterfore, so it should still be fine.

yesterfore by Elijah Pack June 30, 2007

yestermorn 

Yesterday morning. Similar to 'yestereve' and 'yesternoon'

What time were you up yestermorn

yestermorn by JimJams June 5, 2007

Yestermorrow

When you can't remember what day something happened, because you've been awake for too many consecutive days.

Person 1: Remember that party yesterday... wait, or was that this morning?

Person 2: I don't even remember anymore, it was yestermorrow.

Yestermorrow by TheReminder December 11, 2011

Yesterfarts

The stink that exists in your favorite couch cushion as a result of the 4,000 or so farts that you've pumped into it during its lifetime. Normally surfacing when you drop down fast on said cushion and release the yesterfarts back into your face.

You: "Thanks for dropping by. Why don't you have a seat and make yourself at home?"

Victim: "Sure thing. Well I wanted to talk to you about...holy shit, did you just cut one?"

You: "No"

Victim: "Yes you did!" Your ass smells like old potato chips and mayonnaise!"

You: "That wasn't me. I noticed you flopped onto my cushion so what you're smelling are my yesterfarts. Now can we get back to our conversation and you're inevitable question on whether or not I fucked your mother? Yes, by the way."

Yesterfarts by Knuckles1 February 14, 2010

YesterFace 

when a woman has the old make up on from the day before

I got drunk and the club and went home with him and woke up with bad yesterface.

YesterFace by tytyjean August 25, 2010

YesterFriday 

When you've had more than your fair share of cocktails on a Saturday night and into Sunday morning. You're trying to articulate a story about something that happened on Friday and mid-sentence, you realize that since it's now Sunday, Friday isn't yesterday. You then try to be cool by blending Yesterday and Friday.

Thanks for filling my glass of wine for the 10th time. That reminds me about a delicious Malbec that I had yester...uh Friday...YesterFriday.

YesterFriday by BLT85022 May 3, 2019

Yestermorning 

The period of time past midnight, but before you go to sleep. It's obviously past midnight, but you're goddamn sure its not tomorrow yet. It's something in-between. It's not yesterday, but it is morning. It's yestermorning.

Not to be used in the present. Before sleeping, you may only refer to the present as tomorrow's yestermorning.

Boi did I stay up late yestermorning

Yestermorning by dominobes May 31, 2020