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yes prease

The end of all asian men with heavy asian accents' sentences. Also dick teenagers making fun of them. yes prease.
Herro. You kirring chirdren, yes prease.

or

My name is rob. Yes prease.
yes prease by errrryesprease June 9, 2011
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Trash Honey, Yes Please 

When a super sassy James Charles subscriber or “sister” wants to make up its own words so it doesn’t sound like it’s trying to copy ShishterJames so it starts to say “trash honey, yes please” when another “sister” has “tea” and wants to spill it.
Sister 1: OMG BECK DID YOU HEAR WHY KATRINA BROKE UP WITH CADEN?
Sister 2: no, but trash honey, yes please😉

yes please

one of the many codewords developed by males.

best defined in an example.

(very hot girl walks by)
Male 1- oh man check her out
Male 2- all i can say is "yes please"
yes please by couldabinworse August 12, 2007

Yes please

The meaning when you see a hot girl in the mall, store, tv, driving, ect. or if you want something really bad.
Did you see that hot girl?
Yes please!!!
Yes please by Matt, German, Dave February 10, 2008

Yes please

A polite way of accepting an offer
Q - Would you like a drink?
A - Yes please
Yes please by Julia Billington January 20, 2004

um yes please 

When yummy is ready
Mom; Heskeboy your dinner is ready!
Heskeboy: um yes please um no please
um yes please by lilyungcylinder September 24, 2018

Oh please yes daddy 

I oh please yes daddy ed my bed yesterday
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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