yeast injection
I finally got my girlfriend to let me give her a yeast injection
Omg, dude, see if she'll let you use a baggette.
Omg, dude, see if she'll let you use a baggette.
yeast injection by Vezinananouplos November 22, 2009
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yeast infection
An infection that can be caused by too much of yeast bacteria acumulated in the genitals. Is not sexualy transmitted and can be treated. The infection can accur in both men and women. Accurs mostly in women that are of a child bearing age and is a very commen infection. This infection causes great itching and thick white mucus oozing from the genitals.
yeast infection by Candyyy July 5, 2006
Canadian Yeast Infection
A sexual act where you get a 10 pack of timbits from your local Tim Hortons and ferociously devour them out of your girl's pussy. These treats can be in any combination, though sane people opt for mostly chocolate glazed one.
For non-Canadians, this also works with munchkins from Dunkin' Donuts or any other donutholes.
For non-Canadians, this also works with munchkins from Dunkin' Donuts or any other donutholes.
Canadian Yeast Infection by PerryG December 11, 2019
Yeast Infection
A condition that affects women when they sit on muffins with no underwear on. It can also happen if you fuck the 'Pillsbury Dough boy'
My girlfriend keeps getting 'yeast infections', she need to stop her muffin fetish before I find a Smurf's village between her legs.
Yeast Infection by ohnoudidntgothere June 19, 2010
yeast infection
Fungal infection of the genitals. "Cottage cheese" for the girls, "genital dandruff" for the boys. Other symptoms may include itching burning rashes bad smells or white discharge, but may also be largely asymptomatic.
Sexually transmittable, but not an STD per se, as one needn't have sexual contact to get it. JUST CAUSE YOU GET IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU FUCKED SOMEONE WHO HAD IT (OR ANYONE AT ALL, PERHAPS EVER), BUT IF YOU DO FUCK SOMEONE WHO HAS IT, YOU MAY GET IT. Can also be caused by dietary imbalances, bad personal hygiene, genetics, etc. etc.
Sometimes goes away on its own, sometimes damn hard to eliminate entirely despite throwing a whole pharmacy aisle of OTCs and a half dozen prescriptions at it.
Eating sugar will make it worse almost instantaneously if you have it.
Sexually transmittable, but not an STD per se, as one needn't have sexual contact to get it. JUST CAUSE YOU GET IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU FUCKED SOMEONE WHO HAD IT (OR ANYONE AT ALL, PERHAPS EVER), BUT IF YOU DO FUCK SOMEONE WHO HAS IT, YOU MAY GET IT. Can also be caused by dietary imbalances, bad personal hygiene, genetics, etc. etc.
Sometimes goes away on its own, sometimes damn hard to eliminate entirely despite throwing a whole pharmacy aisle of OTCs and a half dozen prescriptions at it.
Eating sugar will make it worse almost instantaneously if you have it.
Ooooh fuuuuuuuck it burns it burns oh please god kill me. This yeast infection shit's worse than hemorrhoids!
yeast infection by Fylhtq July 25, 2011
Yeast Infection
Hell. A chemical imbalance in the vagina (also possible in men but uncommon) leading to raw, itchy and irritated skin making it extremely uncomfortable to move or walk. Frequently referred to as hell.
Yeast Infection by krazyk7829 December 8, 2010
Italian Yeast Infection
A yeast infection that occurs from garlic, or a similar Italian vegetable or herb. Passing it from the juice or residue on any given body part, and then transferred through sexual contact, causing a yeast infection.
Man, when I made dinner for my wife last night, I got a lot of garlic juice on my fingers and ended up giving her an Italian yeast infection after I had her in the bedroom.
Italian Yeast Infection by fetusbob August 6, 2022
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