Ye Olde

A pseudo- Old English word meant to connect a restaurant or shop to the medieval period. It is actually meant to be pronounced "The old", but most people say "Yee old". The 'y' used to be the old English letter 'thorn' (þ), which represents a 'th' sound.

A: Did you go to Ye Olde Shoppe? I heard it's hundreds of years old!
B: It was literally established last year. Also, you're pronouncing it wrong.

Ye Olde by lodakabal November 12, 2020

Ye Olde

pronounced: "yee old" or alternatively "y'old"

Definition:
A phrase of ebonic origin to be used before an insult.

Silas: Get Him!
Jamal: Ye olde Jiminy Cricket looking ass
Silas: Get Him!
Jamal: Ye old Tony Danza shoe-wearing ass

etc etc

Ye Olde by E = emceesquared January 15, 2011

Ye Olde Cider Bar 

One of the finest drinking establishments in the Westcountry.

Located in Newton Abbot, Devon, England, Ye Olde Cider Bar maintains and upholds the traditions of the Devonshire cider connoisseur, providing a wide range of local and national ciders, perrys and fruit wines.

Frequented by young and by old, the variety of patrons found in Ye Olde Cider Bar is truly unique, and the customs held by many of them are characteristic of Cider Bar spirit. For example, snuff is still commonly found in the Cider Bar, and you may be offered it by kindly strangers. 'Spun' is also a favourite Cider Bar drink, consisting of a pint of L.B.W. cider with a glass of blackcurrent wine mixed in once there is enough room in the glass. This is a rather lethal concoction, and is bound to get one very drunk.

Whether you're in search for a taste of the fine beverages the South West has to offer, or a brilliant drunken night out, the world reknowned Ye Olde Cider Bar is the place to be.

Shouted from one slope of a Swiss mountain range: "Ye Olde!" Reply from another peak: "CIDER BAR!"

On a hot summer's afternoon: "Fancy a refreshing tipple in Ye Olde Cider Bar cider garden?" "Hell yes I do, it's boiling!!"

On a midwinter's night: "Who wants to go get bladdered on spun?!" "ME!" "Damn straight!" "Count me in." "Let's go!" "I'll invite the Mayor"

Ye Olde Cider Bar by The Vole April 13, 2009

ye olde bag of RAM 

An ancient bag of rusted RAM sticks, bordering on archeological relics. Comprised primarily of RAM sticks with a capacity no greater than 2MB each. Usually found in the secret closed-off computer room at the back of your high school library.

"Crap, I tried to OC and now my RAM is fried. Let's take a trip to thelibrary to get some from ye olde bag of RAM"

"You could get an extra 4 MB out of ye olde bag of RAM."

ye olde bag of RAM by supaDISC April 29, 2004

Ye Olde Piece of Crap 

The huge, green load that comes out after being constipated for a week.

I feel a Ye Olde Piece of Crap coming.

Ye Olde Piece of Crap by Guahgaaf August 18, 2010

Ye Olde Saskatoon seesaw 

When a man has to pleasure two women, so he puts a double ended dildo in his anus so he can pleasure the other woman on his back-thrust.

"Dude, I had to fuck two girls, but I also needed my anal fix, so I gave them ye olde Saskatoon seesaw."

Ye Olde Saskatoon seesaw by SFAwesomesauce September 27, 2019

Ye Olde Texting

In simple terms, it's called 'passing note'. It's an ancient art form that is used only by those of us who lack the current technology to text their freinds. Ye Olde Texting is used primarily by females and flamboyantly gay teen boys.

Girl 1: "Hey, did Iggles ever text you back?"
Girl 2: "No... I don't have texting anymore, so we use 'Ye Olde Texting'! I even got us this cool new notebook!"
Girl 1: "..."
Girl 2: "What?!"
Girl 1: "You're fucking lame!"

Ye Olde Texting by ♥Lilli K♥ March 13, 2009