Definitions by SFAwesomesauce

Ye Olde Saskatoon seesaw 

When a man has to pleasure two women, so he puts a double ended dildo in his anus so he can pleasure the other woman on his back-thrust.

"Dude, I had to fuck two girls, but I also needed my anal fix, so I gave them ye olde Saskatoon seesaw."

Ye Olde Saskatoon seesaw by SFAwesomesauce September 27, 2019

Shania Pain 

When you suddenly take a girl's anal virginity without her consent, whilst yelling "Ooh, it feels like some anal"

"Dude, you got kicked out again?"

"Yeah, I gave Gwen the Shania Pain and she changed the locks."

Shania Pain by SFAwesomesauce September 27, 2019

Fuel pumping 

The act of urinating inside of a vagina or anus during intercourse, similar to pumping gas or fuel into a vehicle, Jerry can or other gas/fuel storage device.

"Bro, this chick I picked up last night was hella freaky. She couldn't get off until we started fuel pumping."

"I'd love to give him a real good fuel pumping, if you know what I mean."

Fuel pumping by SFAwesomesauce September 24, 2019