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A Dirty Yard Gnome
A sexual act involving a yard gnome used as both a vaginal and anal dildo. Usually used while a girl is on her period, but to give a true dirty yard gnome the woman has to also have a case of diarrhea.
Guy 1: Man, my girlfriend is into some freaky things.
Guy 2: That's not a bad thing right?
Guy1: Normally no, but this chick asked for a Dirty Yard Gnome.
Guy 2: That's not a bad thing right?
Guy1: Normally no, but this chick asked for a Dirty Yard Gnome.
A Dirty Yard Gnome by madworldradio July 12, 2009
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Yard Gnome
A member of the Fire Department whose only apparent job is to stand in the front yard of the scene with arms crossed, otherwise not doing a damn thing.
Yard Gnome by John Wesley February 9, 2008
yard gnome
Chris said he won't help sweep the shop because "he makes too much dust". He'd rather just smoke his pipe and stand around. What a yard gnome.
yard gnome by UCSteve November 4, 2009
Yardgument
There are two types of people in the world:
1. Those who use an iota of common sense when performing yard work, and
2. Everyone else.
A yardgument is the inevitable verbal altercation that occurs when two such people undertake yard work together.
1. Those who use an iota of common sense when performing yard work, and
2. Everyone else.
A yardgument is the inevitable verbal altercation that occurs when two such people undertake yard work together.
Jack: Did you hear the neighbor call her husband a dumb little bitch this afternoon?
Jill: oh yeah, those two always have a yardgument when working in the yard. they’re copacetic other than that
Jack: geez, she needs to chill the fuck out
Jill: in her defense, he does yard work like a lazy little bitch, just like you
Jill: oh yeah, those two always have a yardgument when working in the yard. they’re copacetic other than that
Jack: geez, she needs to chill the fuck out
Jill: in her defense, he does yard work like a lazy little bitch, just like you
Yardgument by IMfunnyAF June 1, 2018
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