yardgnome

Used when describing a person thats short, standing still and looking good.

It is also an object made of porcelain. Very similar to the notorius elf and the hard2catch lepricon.


the word (adjective) was created by an prize winning yardgnome-imitator from norway. No data about the noun.

"Stop being a goddamn yardgnome and mingle with the tall people"

"You ran over my yardgnome"

by WierdAl August 7, 2004

A Dirty Yard Gnome

A sexual act involving a yard gnome used as both a vaginal and anal dildo. Usually used while a girl is on her period, but to give a true dirty yard gnome the woman has to also have a case of diarrhea.

Guy 1: Man, my girlfriend is into some freaky things.

Guy 2: That's not a bad thing right?

Guy1: Normally no, but this chick asked for a Dirty Yard Gnome.

by madworldradio July 12, 2009

Yard Gnome

A member of the Fire Department whose only apparent job is to stand in the front yard of the scene with arms crossed, otherwise not doing a damn thing.

I had to drag the hose around the Yard Gnome on my way into the house fire.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

yard gnome

Passive or lazy person smoking a pipe but otherwise doing nothing.

Chris said he won't help sweep the shop because "he makes too much dust". He'd rather just smoke his pipe and stand around. What a yard gnome.

by UCSteve November 4, 2009

Yardgument

There are two types of people in the world:
1. Those who use an iota of common sense when performing yard work, and
2. Everyone else.

A yardgument is the inevitable verbal altercation that occurs when two such people undertake yard work together.

Jack: Did you hear the neighbor call her husband a dumb little bitch this afternoon?
Jill: oh yeah, those two always have a yardgument when working in the yard. they’re copacetic other than that
Jack: geez, she needs to chill the fuck out
Jill: in her defense, he does yard work like a lazy little bitch, just like you

by IMfunnyAF June 1, 2018