Skip to main content

Yardgument

There are two types of people in the world:
1. Those who use an iota of common sense when performing yard work, and
2. Everyone else.

A yardgument is the inevitable verbal altercation that occurs when two such people undertake yard work together.
Jack: Did you hear the neighbor call her husband a dumb little bitch this afternoon?
Jill: oh yeah, those two always have a yardgument when working in the yard. they’re copacetic other than that
Jack: geez, she needs to chill the fuck out
Jill: in her defense, he does yard work like a lazy little bitch, just like you
by IMfunnyAF June 1, 2018
mugGet the Yardgument mug.

yardaments

Yard decorations
What an odd collection of yardaments in that persons garden
by 420cranium August 28, 2020
mugGet the yardaments mug.
Related Words

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email