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Yardgument 

There are two types of people in the world:
1. Those who use an iota of common sense when performing yard work, and
2. Everyone else.

A yardgument is the inevitable verbal altercation that occurs when two such people undertake yard work together.
Jack: Did you hear the neighbor call her husband a dumb little bitch this afternoon?
Jill: oh yeah, those two always have a yardgument when working in the yard. they’re copacetic other than that
Jack: geez, she needs to chill the fuck out
Jill: in her defense, he does yard work like a lazy little bitch, just like you
Yardgument by IMfunnyAF June 1, 2018
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yardaments

Yard decorations
What an odd collection of yardaments in that persons garden
yardaments by 420cranium August 28, 2020
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
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That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
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church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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