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There are two types of people in the world:
1. Those who use an iota of common sense when performing yard work, and
2. Everyone else.

A yardgument is the inevitable verbal altercation that occurs when two such people undertake yard work together.
Jack: Did you hear the neighbor call her husband a dumb little bitch this afternoon?
Jill: oh yeah, those two always have a yardgument when working in the yard. they’re copacetic other than that
Jack: geez, she needs to chill the fuck out
Jill: in her defense, he does yard work like a lazy little bitch, just like you
by IMfunnyAF June 01, 2018
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