Yardgument 

There are two types of people in the world:
1. Those who use an iota of common sense when performing yard work, and
2. Everyone else.

A yardgument is the inevitable verbal altercation that occurs when two such people undertake yard work together.

Jack: Did you hear the neighbor call her husband a dumb little bitch this afternoon?
Jill: oh yeah, those two always have a yardgument when working in the yard. they’re copacetic other than that
Jack: geez, she needs to chill the fuck out
Jill: in her defense, he does yard work like a lazy little bitch, just like you

Yardgument by IMfunnyAF June 1, 2018

yardaments

Yard decorations

What an odd collection of yardaments in that persons garden

yardaments by 420cranium August 28, 2020