yahoe

(also ya hoe or ya-hoe)

1. A webcam internet slut found on Yahoo! chat.

2. Any woman that you meet on the internet that shows her tits on cam within ten minutes of coaxing. They are often added to buddy lists of instant messaging services for future entertainment.

1. It only took me 2 minutes to get this ya hoe's titties on cam!

2. I'm amassing ya hoes to keep me entertained on rainy days.

yahoe by SPiKe January 27, 2004

yahoe

When your last two brain cells are battling over what to say. (NOTE: Make sure you say it like a zesty gay man)

Hey guys, wanna head over to the "YAHOE!" bar tonight?

yahoe by big "yahoe" February 3, 2023

Yahweh Elohim ( יהוה אלהים ) 

The name of The Creator, according to the Bible. Incorrectly changed to "the LORD God" in most English Bibles.

GENESIS 2:4,
... Yahweh Elohim ( יהוה אלהים ) created The Earth and The Heavens.

Yahweh Elohim ( יהוה אלהים ) by Kahdlibber October 20, 2017

Yahoo News 

A collection of pointless, poorly-written news articles meant to entertain someone suffering from extreme boredom. It is not to be thought of as news, as the writers of its articles clearly must not believe they are actually writing news stories.

I ran out of homework and I had already played five hours of mario kart so I figured i woul just peruse some yahoo news.

Yahoo News by Informed,kinda November 25, 2011

Yahweh Elohim ( יהוה אלהים ) 

The name of The Creator, according to the Bible. Incorrectly changed to "the LORD God" in most English Bibles.

GENESIS 2:4,
... Yahweh Elohim ( יהוה אלהים ) created The Earth and The Heavens.

Yahweh Elohim ( יהוה אלהים ) by Kahdlibber October 20, 2017

Yahoo answers

A useful novelty created by Yahoo that was designed for those who are curious about the things in this world but are too afraid to ask. Also, this allows people to share their knowledge with the rest of the world. Unfortunately, after December 19, 2006, the day the message boards died, trolls now need a new home, so it looks like Yahoo Answers are about to be hijacked by ignorant trolls.

Typical questions found on Yahoo Answers BEFORE Dec 19, 2006:

How do I cook Korean food?
What is the best way to speak French fluently?
Who will win the Super Bowl?

Typical questions found on Yahoo Answers AFTER Dec 19, 2006:

Which website has the best gay asian porn?
Why do negro people smell like gorilla feces?
If I look at me sister and I get an erection, will I go to hell?

Yahoo answers by ilovedepechemode April 12, 2007

Yahoo Answers

A website with a userbase comprised largely of some of the dumbest and laziest retards ever to walk the planet. Most are people who can somehow figure out how to use Y!A to post questions, but can't figure out even the most basic aspects of a search engine. Others want you to do their homework for them. Still more ask questions about policies of certain companies that could've been solved faster if they'd just gone to said website or picked up a phone. Many are largely unintelligible with spelling, punctuation, and grammar that would make an English professor weep. There are angsty teens, clueless middle-aged people, and senile old people. While some people ask specific and smart questions, the vast majority of posts are asked by people who can't even figure out how to figure something out themselves. The same applies to answers. Some are insightful and useful, but most are just idiocy.

Essentially, it's a site where retards can ask retarded questions and get answers from other retards. It's a horrifying look into what happens when technology puts evolution in reverse and allows people who would have been culled from the herd long ago to survive and procreate. If ever you want to see the abysmal, stygian depths of human stupidity, look no further than Yahoo Answers.

Idiot? That guy is Yahoo Answers-grade stupid!

Yahoo Answers by Anamegoesright here November 3, 2010