Urban Dictionary: Definitions by SPiKe

styleee

An action taken by an amateur in the manner or style of the master; possibly with the outcome typical of the master.

Three 'e's important.

*breaks down the door and shoots four guys, before dodging three bullets*
"keanu-styleee"

*dribbles the ball past six men before blazing home a thirty-yard pile-driver*
"ruud van-nistelrooy-styleee"

by Spike May 3, 2003

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Get the styleeemug.

Refers to the endless clicking of links in 'thumb galleries' and 'link aggregators' that never actually leads to content, but just to more screens of dead links, complemented by advertisements for pay-sites.

Don't visit that site -- you'll just get caught in the porn matrix.

by Spike May 13, 2005

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Get the Porn Matrixmug.

bum raped

Where you get raped, but in the ass hole instead.

" oh my god.. i got bum raped last night"

by Spike April 29, 2004

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Get the bum rapedmug.

oinkus

a man or woman whoes face resembles that of a pig

god that girls ugly she is a true oinkus

by spike January 21, 2004

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Get the oinkusmug.

suck a fuck

A little known act performed in the later Middle Ages. Wandering minstrels, usually those with few talents, would entertain onlookers by "sucking a fuck" which involved a wooden rod and a live goose. The performer would take the rod and try to gently slide it into the anal cavity of the goose without frightening it and causing it to fly away.

"Gather around as I attempt to suck a fuck."
"The entertainer wasn't very good. He tried to suck a fuck and failed miserably and his goose refused to even come near him."
"The goose looked quite content perched on top of the stick. Then we all realized the the performer wasn't using a live goose, it had been dead for hours. The man would never suck a fuck again."

by Spike July 4, 2004

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