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one cole ass muthafucka xzeno the type of person you can go to for anything he’s or she’s the smartest, cutest , strongest godlike human being to walk this earth you’d be glad to cross paths with them
person: what’s your name
xzeno: my names xzeno nice to meet you
person: OMG LETS BR FRIENDS NOWWW
xzeno by youngsav October 14, 2022
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Xenophon 

An Ancient Greece philosopher, and soldier. Xenophon was much more reasonable than Socrates on pretty much every issue, and his thoughts were grounded in reality. Thankfully from Xenophon we can actually understand the realities of Ancient Greece, rather than have to rely totally on the wild ramblings of Socrates, which were plagued with hyperbole and pedophile tendencies.
Xenophon > Socrates
Xenophon by LifeIsPrettyGood April 13, 2019

XenoClient 

A demon or legend known for terrorizing the community of MineZ.
Im scared of going onto minez, the XenoClient could be on there.
XenoClient by minemandemon November 30, 2018

Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft 

A miraculous life-changing surgery: side effects can sometimes change patient into turtles.
Robins dog came home from his Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft surgery as a turtle.

Lily: "How long did you--"
Robin: "Longer than I'm proud of."

Xenophiliobia 

The sexual attraction to the fear that foreigners give a person.
I was really turned on when I watched Guillermo come at me with a knife after he hopped the border. I guess you could say I have advanced xenophiliobia.
Xenophiliobia by kodomochan November 14, 2012

xenomorphobia

Fear of alien monsters prone to interspecies procreation, capable of destroying and repopulating every planet in the galaxy.
"They can't cut the power they're animals (xenomorphs)". Bill Paxton suffers from xenomorphobia!
xenomorphobia by hateandwar81 July 26, 2014

Xenogears 

A role-playing game released for the Sony Playstion in 1998. It is well-known to have a very complex and intricately written storlyine that is filled with western theological references and metaphors. Developed by Squaresoft.
"I am the alpha and omega,
the first and the last,
the beginning and the end"
-from opening movie
Xenogears by Matt O May 13, 2005
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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