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Xenophon 

An Ancient Greece philosopher, and soldier. Xenophon was much more reasonable than Socrates on pretty much every issue, and his thoughts were grounded in reality. Thankfully from Xenophon we can actually understand the realities of Ancient Greece, rather than have to rely totally on the wild ramblings of Socrates, which were plagued with hyperbole and pedophile tendencies.
Xenophon > Socrates
Xenophon by LifeIsPrettyGood April 13, 2019
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Xenophon 

The origin of such word is Greek for "strange voice."

This term has come to mean the following:
A major tool.
A shady individual.
A failure or newb.
Someone who has low self esteem and intelligence.
Someone who stabs friends in the back for the phat lewtz.
That guy is such a fucking Xenophon.
Xenophon by Dahhak December 5, 2005

Xenophon 

Xenophon is the real deal. A big heart with am even bigger cock makes everyone, especially ladies, love him. He is an alcoholic from the age of 17 and doesn't feel like quitting. he usually is a party animal with a huge love for drugs. despite his partying side though he is loving and loyal and can make every girl beg for him. 10/10 the best you ever had
"are we going out tonight babe?"
"no I would rather go to Xenophon's party than hang out with you"

Oh my god Xenophon's gonna be with us today. I shouldn't let my girl get near him
Xenophon by passdablunt November 20, 2021

xenophon_knox 

One of my favorite mutuals. So kind and funny <3 HAS A WONDERFUL PERSONALITY <333333
xenophon_knox by Dora 👹 August 26, 2021

Xenophanes

In Triple Trouble, Sonic.EXE takes on a more beastly form known as Xenophanes; his new offical form created by his current owner ASTRAMONICONX. In this form, he is immensely tall, towering over every other character in the mod. His quills are now even more unkempt, and seem to have grown longer around his ears and eyebrows. They’re also tipped with a bright, almost crystalline-looking purple. His facial proportions are extended to the point of his skull being partially visible through his eye sockets, and his teeth and gums are now a sickly purple. He now has an X-shaped slash in his chest similar to Lord X that oozes blood, which (along with the blood coming out of his eyes) is now a pinkish-purple color
person 1: hey have you seen that new sonic.EXE form called xenophanes?
person 2: yea he looks pretty damn cool and kinda fucking creepy!
Xenophanes by cocogoat_drinker March 13, 2022

Racist, homophobic, transphobic, misogynistic, xenophobic 

Common political buzzwords people use to describe those that they hate.
If you think those aren't the correct words to my sentence then you're racist, homophobic, transphobic, misogynistic, xenophobic, and antisemitic, and you have no place in the world other than the fact that you should unironically kill yourself.

xenophobiaphobia 

After witnessing all the xenophobic violence in South Africa, I now have xenophobiaphobia.
xenophobiaphobia by uZofa April 15, 2015
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